Dean Sparks

We’re #1!!!

First time you've been picked up in a WHILE.

Muy Bonita 😍

I'm just over here grazing.

This is a welcoming account.

And I'm a thrasher.

We should break bread.

Peter Thiel got one of them there Arnold Palmer type boners.

Referencing Norm is clearly a Cheers throwback, right?

Love your unfaltering respect and knowledge of light. Truly inspiring.

Love the crown throw back 😁

Chica I go into traction getting out of bed. My discs don't only slip but tumble down a full flight of stairs.

Just checking. Lo siento.

Is this a lesbian coming out?

Started by a doctor. A real quack.

I agree. As I crested 60 I started to admire people committed to helping others less fortunate than themselves. Philanthropy, even in tiny increments, shows your respect to Jesus' original and lasting guiding principle.

Here's hoping your house is infiltrated with rats and they all have the plague.

Love this. I work with a similar palette.

Bonita! 😍

I left during the first Trump regime. I don't miss my homeland even a little bit!

I have a spare room in Guanajuato Mexico. It's beautiful here!

Bitcoin deposit. Untraceable.

And a free plane as a kick back? No corruption here.

Boeing. Beijing. Same same, right?

I've been living in Mexico for 7 years now and it's astonishing how many gringos live here for years and never bother to learn the language. Gringos are typically viewed with significant disdain by their generous hosts.

Yeah, but they're good pencils. Carbon rolled on the thighs of virgins. You really only need one.

Window Rock WIP

At least Biden was Catholic.

“Do not mock us.”

The jokes write themselves, don't they?