June (she/it)

*scan* *beep* oh wow, a can of beans...whoddathunk 🤔

Neeeeeeeed!!!

Nothing like finishing a beautiful evening with a late night gender dysphoria anxiety spiral kick straight to the head 😭

With the RGB everything trend of recent years...how sure are we EVERY LED is safe from such an *ahem* excitement...?

a couple of dogs are sitting next to each other on a white background . Alt: a couple of dogs are sitting next to each other on a white background .

I am a masochistic slut, but not getting hired with my degree for 2+ years and probably losing my temporary job over health reasons is maaaybe putting it on a little thick...

two cheetah dogs are sitting next to each other and looking at each other on a white background . Alt: two cheetah dogs are sitting next to each other and looking at each other on a white background .

something, something, pan-sexual pun 😂

soooo...one tip would make it February 29th? :D

Does it go tick tock, or click click... or does it heeeeystopdroolingasmuch...

I mean... if clicker trained before that thing delivers motivation and reward at a steady 120bpm 😅

Having to take a 2 week break from permanent chastity and permanent collar for an important surgery sucks, but it sucks less than disrespecting healthcare workers...choose your times when (not) to be kinky wisely.

A cheap tripod with ikea led light strips on a bed

a rolled out background with lights in a living room

"where's your studio?"
there never was one... we started with a tripod I fished out of a dumpster, an old camera I got from a friend, two Ikea LED light sticks costing 20$ and a free stage lamp with baking paper as diffusor... Now we have a few more lights, but we still shoot in our living room

Do you need test readers? :D
I've written too much and read even more stuff that probably just ends up in some professor's paper recycling stash at some point, so I encourage all the creative writing 🥰♥️

Only now? 😱

Write what you crave to write and then read it a while later and see what still resonates with you :D
Also remember Chekhov's gun and use the environment you set up in the plot later on.

uhhh... hi 😅

wdym y'all got a chance to get out?😱 I must have missed something ... #perma

The "I'm so bad" is part of the hustle... don't trust anyone who is willing to play for beer money 😂

For someone who usually plays "puddles" pool is certainly an upgrade :P

It's a shame to see the year end and realize how many keys went back from their rightful place at Your ankle when Locktober ended 😱

aaah yess the "build your own buttplug" diet... 😂

Lemme know if you wanna exchange knowledge 🥰

Kinda makes sense to distill liquid fire from one of the world's most spiteful birds 😂

it goes even further... in most supermarkets the design of the main walkway is made to manipulate customers, so is the lighting (red tones in meat section/ green or yellow to make produce look better). You can literally save money with a grocery list and some randomness in your walking patterns

*adds this to my surprisingly short list of things that would actually make my art degree pay out instead of having to work in an unrelated field

Image of scrat, the squirrel from ice age accidentally cracking a mountain by placing an achorn on top of it, captioned with "new year, new me..." and "massive egg crack" in the bottom half of the picture

And a happy new dyspho-year 😱😅

Same here, discovered bdsm through wikipedia at about the same age while living in a country where being kinky was illegal... I still struggle with shame sometimes, but connecting with others helped sooo much

nicht mehr direkt, der Vetrag war mit einer anderen Mistress, meine Queen und ich haben aber ein paar Regeln daraus aufrecht erhalten.

Meins war sehr lange vertraglich als "Gingerbread" festgeschrieben :D

it's actually pronounced jaslight, but you never noticed your mistake in pronunciation...

the whatnow? 😂