Brittany

He doesn’t know who Donald Trump is 🥲

He doesn’t know what a tariff is 🥲

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

“That was the best bowl of oatmeal.”— me, on my 34th birthday

Shove the Presidency Down Trump’s Throat Liberals spent the president-elect’s first term trying and failing to kick him out of office. This time out, they need to turn the White House into a prison.

I wrote about the course correction liberals should make in Trump’s second term

newrepublic.com/post/190337/...

Tik tok was unsuccessful at teaching me many things, but it was very successful at teaching me that I am highly attracted to gay men.

The year is 2030. The world is on fire. A lizard is king. Expired kohl’s cash is the only acceptable form of currency.