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Alex aka Muscato

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Retired diplomat, but not particularly retiring; working on aging disgracefully. I split my time between deserts: Palm Springs and Cairo. Always up for champagne, good music, or gossip about the Lunts. Parlor pink; lapsed Presbyterian. He/Him.

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And from the second floor…

07.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Extreme close-up of the petaled interior of a flower; the petals are a bright orange, changing to neon yellow at the center.

Extreme close-up of the petaled interior of a flower; the petals are a bright orange, changing to neon yellow at the center.

Conflagration (Interior of a rose), 2020

07.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s actually something rather endearing along the lines of β€œtogether we’ll try and do our best.”

07.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He sounds like an A-one schlemiel.

07.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But I think of the mountain of _work_ that went in to putting out clear, consistent, reassuring messaging. All gone, as if it never existed.

06.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photograph of a glass of white wine on a polished wooden table; it is flanked by a bowl of peanuts and a plate of slices of cheese.

Photograph of a glass of white wine on a polished wooden table; it is flanked by a bowl of peanuts and a plate of slices of cheese.

We’re having a silly downtown minibreak*;
I don’t know about you, but I do like a good hotel club lounge.

____________
* A word Americans learned from one Miss Bridget Jones, back before she was a tiresome series of romcoms.

06.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DHS plans to spend $38 billion on building concentration camps.

That's enough to fund the NEA for more than 180 years.

Whe it comes to social services, health care, education, and the arts, it's never really about the money.

06.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s unwieldy to stage (at best), but I’m an Antony and Cleopatra boy all the way.

05.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never borscht, for me at least.

05.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta have something to go with all that champagne…

05.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So what shall we be serving the day after it happens?

05.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

That phrase did leap out, didn't it?

05.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She was a great boss.

05.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, the USG has long done less than some Americans might expect. Evacuations, for example, have always been rare (and never freeβ€”at least a nominal payback was always part of the deal).

But there was always strong, consistent messaging and an informed live voice on the phone.

Not now.

05.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Once upon a time (β€œback in my day,” grumbles the old man), State’s Bureau of Consular Affairs was the pearl of the department, rigorously organized and highly proactive in times of crisis.

But now this.

05.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t know that I have ten, but I’d like to put in a good word for Dialogues of the Carmelites and The Mother of Us All.

05.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To date, my sole adjustment to Life During Wartime has been remembering that the coffee I like comes from Jordan and picking up three extra cans from the supermarket, just in case.

05.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was Evelyn Brent; rare to see PG so solemn.

05.03.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white portrait photo of Mildred Gillars, who was called Axis Sally by Allied troops. She broadcast disinformation and pop music from Berlin, working to lower the morale of English-speaking forces.

She is resolutely blonde and as always carries herself as someone far more attractive than she is.

Black and white portrait photo of Mildred Gillars, who was called Axis Sally by Allied troops. She broadcast disinformation and pop music from Berlin, working to lower the morale of English-speaking forces. She is resolutely blonde and as always carries herself as someone far more attractive than she is.

Scrolling past, I genuinely thought that was Mildred Gilllars, aka Nazi wartime broadcaster Axis Sally.

05.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to having been a rabid Monty Python fan in my teens, I can hear that title only in a truly appalling Chinese accent in the voice of Graham Chapman.

05.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Janis Ian’s In The Winter; Hymn to Love as sung by either Piaf or Cyndi Lauper.

05.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It didn’t help that the alienated, a major part of their customer base specifically at a time when the stores were already strugglingβ€”increasingly disorganized, rarely well stocked, poorly staffed.

Trying to buy something like a matched pair of lamps was a nightmare. Don’t miss the place at all.

05.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always something in Cairo: we just had an appointment and went to an address in St. Fatima Square; en route, I realized I’d never heard of it, and it turns out to be a whole part of town that, 25 years on, I’d never seen.

Broad avenues, church-dotted, lovely. This city!

04.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Airports are open and functioning normally; everything's perfectly normal here.

03.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

City Stars

03.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember how thrilled I was when Walz started leaning in on the ”weird” thingβ€”could it be the dems have figured out messaging at last?β€”and how my heart sank when that was torpedoed. I knew then that it was all but over.

03.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The one time I met a poet whose birthday it happens to be today he was a grade-A Mean Bitchy Queen (tempted to use that word that our Brit friends are so much freer with than we) and so I shall say no more.

03.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photograph taken facing out from a coffee shop inside a mall in Cairo. Tables and chairs overlook a multistory atrium with mirror-faced escalators in the distance.

Photograph taken facing out from a coffee shop inside a mall in Cairo. Tables and chairs overlook a multistory atrium with mirror-faced escalators in the distance.

Doing my best.

Here’s how tense it was over at the mall this afternoon…

03.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photograph of the full moon over the edges of Cairo; it glows unnaturally large and red.

Photograph of the full moon over the edges of Cairo; it glows unnaturally large and red.

I said yesterday I can’t photograph moons, and that remains the case, but tonight’s is too remarkable not to shareβ€”full, and a deep, angry red in the eastern sky over Cairo.

If one believed in omens…

03.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always saidβ€”and still doβ€”that I feel safer in Cairo than almost anywhere in the US.

03.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0