He's gonna need to fuck the professor too after missing class today~
08.03.2026 16:29
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He's gonna need to fuck the professor too after missing class today~
Think I'll join yeah, big guy... just had an epic chest day~
Forget godhood, Sammy has ascended to Daddy 🫠
Terry says it's time for walkies~
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Can you tell Terry loves chest day?~
🎨 PearyPanda on FA
Just offscreen, his equally huge dog bro is jerking off under a tree and having the time of his life X3
Fun fact: Totally Reddickulous was the name of one of my fantasy NASCAR teams last year... I change it just before the season starts and he goes out and wins the first two races after winning none all last season XD
We getting Cedric Browning embracing leg day before GTA VI
I will always advocate for Daryl... more gemsbro, bro
"So small and pathetic" bro you still 5'4" 💀
Benji: How dare you
Megamind looking ass
Bro got too big for basketball again rip
He looks like a sweetie ❤️
Everyone talking about Sammy, but I'm here smitten by his jock bro Ry... woof~
*sends him this* 😘
Headcanon: DD tries out for the Loyola cheer squad to try to get closer to Lu Wolf
DD: Cars? You mean one of those things with four wheels I lift when the weights in the gym aren't enough?
There is nothing more offensive to me than the idea of surrendering control of my car to a computer.
You can pry my steering wheel from my cold dead hands.
Pubby 🥹
Both. The correct answer is both.
To paraphrase Refashionedhippie on YouTube... next time, run this by one gay person, just one
What in the actual McFuck
Bork!
It's giving "Leslie Knope meets Shaq but it's in Italy for some reason"
Zach: He won't be able to even lift a 100 lbs dumbbell when I'm done with him 😈
*shouts through megaphone* "Stop pretending to drown, I know you can swim 😒"
"Ravens winning streak sparked by f---ing HUGE coyote, tonight at 11"
