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US health officials are trying to delay a regional World Health Organization meeting that would confirm the loss of its measles elimination status until after the midterm elections in November.

This is a reckless, accountability-dodging move that puts politics over public health.

03.03.2026 20:16 👍 534 🔁 267 💬 10 📌 12
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This is Dennis, named for the character from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

23.02.2026 12:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview TMBG's new album The World Is to Dig: Wu-Tang
Preview TMBG's new album The World Is to Dig: Wu-Tang YouTube video by ParticleMen

Hear the brand new track from our upcoming album The World is To Dig. The song is Wu-Tang. Arrives in April.... and get your own free download of it right now at TMBGshop. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io63...

09.02.2026 21:41 👍 258 🔁 60 💬 5 📌 6
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

03.02.2026 11:41 👍 25048 🔁 8776 💬 960 📌 488

The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP

You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670

Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem

If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?

You’re doing their dirty work.

31.10.2025 20:44 👍 10050 🔁 3897 💬 135 📌 111

Please stop telling people to text their friends

06.10.2025 21:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.09.2025 16:27 👍 231 🔁 75 💬 6 📌 2

No others need apply

25.09.2025 02:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dennis

12.09.2025 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to hear about it

03.09.2025 16:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When he says it might be the best mystery novel of 2026, that is a clue...

17.08.2025 04:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

THE THINGY

#MildHorror

31.07.2025 18:01 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The cover to a book. The text reads:

CHRISTINA
BAKER KLINE
#1 New York Times Bestselling Author
PLEASE
DON'T
LIE
and ANNE BURT

The cover to a book. The text reads: CHRISTINA BAKER KLINE #1 New York Times Bestselling Author PLEASE DON'T LIE and ANNE BURT

PLEASE DON'T LIE AND ANNE BURT is quite a title.

02.08.2025 22:02 👍 55 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0
Len Wein: I have not seen a dime off of any of the Marvel stuff. Nor do I have a credit on the Wolverine film. Hugh [Jackman] is a lovely man, and I was invited to the premiere, and it was a huge Hollywood crowd. Hugh went up in front of the audience to thank the cast and crew, and then called me out and made me stand up and told the entire room that he owed his career to me, and he told me to take a bow. It was very gratifying, very touching and very nice. I would have preferred a check.

Len Wein: I have not seen a dime off of any of the Marvel stuff. Nor do I have a credit on the Wolverine film. Hugh [Jackman] is a lovely man, and I was invited to the premiere, and it was a huge Hollywood crowd. Hugh went up in front of the audience to thank the cast and crew, and then called me out and made me stand up and told the entire room that he owed his career to me, and he told me to take a bow. It was very gratifying, very touching and very nice. I would have preferred a check.

Here's something Len Wein told me for a Marvel oral history I wrote in 2009.

17.07.2025 22:53 👍 930 🔁 206 💬 4 📌 11

Box office is above projections.

13.07.2025 16:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will always love Quasqueton.

07.07.2025 20:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How about some free ice cream for those dealing with the heat. :D Image source: TSR's S1 Tomb of Horrors.

How about some free ice cream for those dealing with the heat. :D Image source: TSR's S1 Tomb of Horrors.

How about some free ice cream for those dealing with the heat. :D Image source: TSR's S1 Tomb of Horrors. #D&D #TombofHorrors

23.06.2025 16:05 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Oh wow, it's "Bogart movie?" I had no idea.

12.05.2025 21:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am currently running 4 groups. All of them play once every two weeks, always the same night of the week, and it works beautifully.

I have a friend who runs a group that plays once a month, but not on a consistent schedule, and every time we play he has to ask everyone's availability. It's awful.

29.04.2025 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought it was just me...

25.04.2025 14:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The three stages of DMing:

Beginner. “I’m going to run the players through this basic dungeon.”

Intermediate. “I’m going to run a fully immersive setting I’ve spent months crafting filled with unique NPCs, plots, twists…”

Expert. “I’m going to run the players through this basic dungeon.”

25.04.2025 03:27 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 3

How about converting the 1e giant slug? It's one of my favorites

04.04.2025 03:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.

"Will the Senator yield for a question?"

"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."

"Can I shove the gargoyle?"

"Roll for strength."

"9".

*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*

01.04.2025 18:28 👍 2261 🔁 491 💬 25 📌 50
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Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.

20.03.2025 02:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the rider is 130' away, move up 30' and attack with Magic Missile or Guiding Bolt.

Or, ready an attack for when the scout gets close to fire.

There are lots of ways to deal with this.

12.03.2025 16:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Range with even a shortbow is 320', you just have disadvantage after the first 80'.

So, the PCs with bows attack while the cleric heals.

Definitely not a TPK.

12.03.2025 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wizards has made virtually every other past rulebook available on DM's Guild. The 2014 books will show up there at some point.

10.03.2025 14:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As of today, there are more kids infected with measles than there are trans athletes playing in college sports in the U.S.

09.03.2025 02:33 👍 1775 🔁 688 💬 15 📌 23

One of the very first comics I ever bought!

06.03.2025 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It cracks me up that there used to be a series called "1st Issue Special."

05.03.2025 15:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0