Israel Defense Farces

Just like we take out Palestinian children! לַחַיִּים

We appreciate that you hate Muslims as much as we do
Am Yisrael Chai 🇮🇱🎗️

We fire, they cease fire. We're the most moral, after all.

Nah bitch, you work for us. Shut up and talk more about Israel.

It's so good. It's like staring into the glow of banned white phosphorus munitions. Netflix has a winner.

Fascist regimes? We don't know her

lol got you dweebs we'll do a ceasefire but only if we don't have to cease fire

Thank you all so much for having such flexible and specifically-applied morals, we really appreciate it.

Democracy is overrated

I'd like to find out more as well. Is there a newsletter I can subscribe to?

Haaretz is Hamas! Democracy is whatever our glorious leader says it is.

This is antisemitic!

Correct! We prefer them alive despite bombing the entire strip and preventing food and clean water from entering.

Bonus points if they're breathing!! Extra $1M

Not putting me in your starter pack is Antisemitic

.@haaretzcom.bsky.social is Hamas, confirmed!
Thanks @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)

A special thank you to the @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social editorial board for the cover! We promise we don't think there's any Hamas in any tunnels under your offices (Not yet at least! 😉) Keep it up!

Everyone on here is Hamas!

We must be allowed to fire on UN peacekeepers or else the UN will simply lose all credibility.

We have been reliably informed there are tunnels under the UN headquarters we have provided high quality images of the compound beneath all those delicious human shields

Thank you for your service, Joanne Carducci!

If you don't reskeet my posts, you're antisemitic

We accept any and all calls for ceasefires as long as hostages are returned and we get everything we want and everyone else gets nothing they want

No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors

No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors

We just took these guys to the beach for a fun day in the sand! We just blindfolded them so it'd be a surprise

Hello world! We are here to occupy and destroy your skyline. Consider this a warning knock because we're so kind and moral! 😘