The Crazy Man™

Like that poster of a cat trying to desperately avoid falling to its death says: Hang in There, Baby

Send this to your girl and… I don't know, she'll enjoy it with or without a caption implying it represents your relationship, probably.

Looking forward to the weird porn of this guy

except for the last one these should all be bluesky merch

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

it’s coming home

the trump administration has got me siding with nintendo’s lawyers

Sasquatch bites into a car battery. Caption reads 'ate car fruit to keep my bones wheeled'

Sasquatch Diaries Feb 18th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

i l ike where this is going

Cat Hand / Hardware / Casio / 1983

A LARRY FLYNT PUBLICATION EXCLUSIVE! PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S KILLERS REVEALED! ANGIE DICKINSON NUDE!

We used to have proper magazine journalism in the USA

It'd better be

forgot to share my drawing of bugs bunny here

Babe, I love you, I really do, but you have to stop referring to the first time we had sex as "TNA Slammiversary"

A montage of black and white midcentury advertisement art including: a skull wearing a crown, a little girl praying, a woman putting a finger to her lips and making a thoughtful expression with a ? next to her head, and another woman making a very frowny face while holding in front of her a mask of her own face making a very manic expression. A speech bubble coming from the little girl contains mismatched typography reading, ‘Maybe it will happen today’. This is all on a toned paper background and make to look crumpled and worn.

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

Elder Scrolls said down with landlords

*the seventh seal sean evans hot ones*

Thank God for the House of Lords, standing up for the people against the elected representatives of the people.

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

I'm so happy for her

i spent too long on this

A bad drawing of the villain from vampire survivors passionately kissing The Ironclad from Slay the Spire 2.

congrats to @megacrit.com for launching Slay the Spire 2 into early access!

see you all next week when im finished kissing the Ironclad

I have to keep reminding myself that these freaks operate so heavily in hypocrisy that it does very little good to point it out at all.

"A ha, I caught you in a contradiction" just doesn't seem to cut it when these people are open about rejecting reality and constructing their own. Ideologically reinforced delusion. Delusion as ideology. Whatever.

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