newsletter going out tonight! me & my little pumpkins worked very hard on this one
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newsletter going out tonight! me & my little pumpkins worked very hard on this one
unapologetically milfmaxxing
FLY HIGH FREEEEEEEE BIIIIIRD
- (i have the sensitive content filter turned on) a full content warning or too many images that are grayed out
- obviously AI generated text content
- any expressions of “authenticity” that seem sloppy/no message discipline. If you can’t control your shit on the billboard of the community idfwu
the selfies will continue until morale improves !
let’s call me a Kinsey 1, maybe 1.5 if she’s a taut brunette who’s shorter than me
listen I’m like, barely gay at best. but I do love slipping it to somebody’s hot wife while he looks on hungrily from the corner of the bed
if you really loved me you’d sign up for my newsletter ;)
me praying for blessings in 2026:
send lawyers, guns & money
Will, we on twitter are rooting for you! Yes, that part of twitter. We love you!
what’s the point in going if you’re going it alone — bring me with you!
girlies— I’m posted up in NYC and taking it easy (godwilling) for the month of February
good time to catch me if you wanna hang/admin day/do brand work ; or if we’re not acquainted & you wanna do coffee
signal me
yes hello, ski patrol? yes, it’s me again. I wore my banana suit for you this time. Okay see you soon!!
Let’s dig a deep deep grave and lay the euphemism “playing” at the bottom of it
heated rivalry :)
long underwear season 🥶
I made a Substack & just published the story of me coming out to my parents!
substack.com/@sheridansjo...
yessss the FdM bodysuit reigns supreme
You can ask my friend Lincoln Bio for the sign-up!
In case you missed it—next newsletter is going out tonight! With links to:
-a new, secret, deeply unfiltered (yet surprisingly tasteful) Twitter account
-my Substack, where I’ll be publishing all my old work as I re-edit it
-a delightful update on recent adventures and fall/winter travel plans
uptown girl :)
I really don’t for the life of me know why I keep posting here. Twitter is my spiritual home. The chaos, the pathos, the sense that the offhanded thought can twist through the ether & become national policy. The veil between “the internet” and “real life” is very, very thin over there
looking for a boy with a missing tooth to teach me how to skate backwards
professional ball handler
Nothing tops bringing a sleepy man who just cuddled me all night his morning coffee. Love cosplaying as a cute little wife
And by ask nicely, I mean the sign-up is right there. Just ask Lincoln Bio for directions
Newsletter with all my fall travel plans sending shortly! SF, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, Chicago, and DC friends… you may request an edition if you ask nicely
Boston, baby! September 15-20. Trying to catch that lecture by the Harvard geneticist who got canceled in 2018
Hell yeah. Glad to have you back
Things that go bump in the night