newsletter going out tonight! me & my little pumpkins worked very hard on this one
newsletter going out tonight! me & my little pumpkins worked very hard on this one
unapologetically milfmaxxing
FLY HIGH FREEEEEEEE BIIIIIRD
- (i have the sensitive content filter turned on) a full content warning or too many images that are grayed out
- obviously AI generated text content
- any expressions of βauthenticityβ that seem sloppy/no message discipline. If you canβt control your shit on the billboard of the community idfwu
the selfies will continue until morale improves !
letβs call me a Kinsey 1, maybe 1.5 if sheβs a taut brunette whoβs shorter than me
listen Iβm like, barely gay at best. but I do love slipping it to somebodyβs hot wife while he looks on hungrily from the corner of the bed
if you really loved me youβd sign up for my newsletter ;)
me praying for blessings in 2026:
send lawyers, guns & money
Will, we on twitter are rooting for you! Yes, that part of twitter. We love you!
whatβs the point in going if youβre going it alone β bring me with you!
girliesβ Iβm posted up in NYC and taking it easy (godwilling) for the month of February
good time to catch me if you wanna hang/admin day/do brand work ; or if weβre not acquainted & you wanna do coffee
signal me
yes hello, ski patrol? yes, itβs me again. I wore my banana suit for you this time. Okay see you soon!!
Letβs dig a deep deep grave and lay the euphemism βplayingβ at the bottom of it
heated rivalry :)
long underwear season π₯Ά
I made a Substack & just published the story of me coming out to my parents!
substack.com/@sheridansjo...
yessss the FdM bodysuit reigns supreme
You can ask my friend Lincoln Bio for the sign-up!
In case you missed itβnext newsletter is going out tonight! With links to:
-a new, secret, deeply unfiltered (yet surprisingly tasteful) Twitter account
-my Substack, where Iβll be publishing all my old work as I re-edit it
-a delightful update on recent adventures and fall/winter travel plans
uptown girl :)
I really donβt for the life of me know why I keep posting here. Twitter is my spiritual home. The chaos, the pathos, the sense that the offhanded thought can twist through the ether & become national policy. The veil between βthe internetβ and βreal lifeβ is very, very thin over there
looking for a boy with a missing tooth to teach me how to skate backwards
professional ball handler
Nothing tops bringing a sleepy man who just cuddled me all night his morning coffee. Love cosplaying as a cute little wife
And by ask nicely, I mean the sign-up is right there. Just ask Lincoln Bio for directions
Newsletter with all my fall travel plans sending shortly! SF, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, Chicago, and DC friends⦠you may request an edition if you ask nicely
Boston, baby! September 15-20. Trying to catch that lecture by the Harvard geneticist who got canceled in 2018
Hell yeah. Glad to have you back
Things that go bump in the night