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Not installing WhatsApp or Telegram. I'm an electrician that lives north of Vancouver Canada. I play with lasers and I'm good at fixing things.

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There's even a manual.

Separation of Church and Hate: A Sane Person's Guide to Taking Back the Bible from Fundamentalists, Fascists, and Flock-Fleecing Frauds share.google/jNQ21bnImtPb...

16.02.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your Democrats will extend an olive branch, and promptly be beaten with it. Every. Single. Time.

They will work hard to "Put the past behind us" rather than hold anyone accountable.

15.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pitch a better show that an average American can understand. The dumbest person in the audience has to be able to get the joke.

14.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad he didn't. The only 24 hour solution was total surrender.

14.02.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im sure the pardons will be printed monthly

24.01.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will i get murdered by an ICE agent?

24.01.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your local thrift store has shelves full of DVDs

17.01.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find most authors to "work it in" to the first three chapters. If I'm reading a series back to back I notice it.
Character 1 glances over at Character 2. They notice C2 has a rip in their black leather jacket sleeve. Mentally reminiscing about the last 3 books. "Do you want a coffee?"

03.01.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is an American problem that needs to be solved by Americans. You're on your own.

22.12.2025 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I found a summary

19.12.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm currently reading Broken Dolls by @allymalinenko.bsky.social . It's recommended by Steven King.

06.12.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How did he get to run for mayor without being a citizen?

02.12.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Radical Left City Mouse & the Very Good Country Mouse A City Mouse once visited a relative who lived in the country. For lunch the Country Mouse took his elite East Coast cousin to the local Cracker Barrel for Country Fried Steak with a side of Onion …

A fable by my brother:

johnmccoy.org/2025/11/06/t...

07.11.2025 04:18 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

He was expecting their work to be a contribution to his ballroom

06.11.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He won more than 50% of the vote. Who voted for him? Republicans? Probably not. If he split the black vote and didn't get the Jewish vote and still got more than 50%, then maybe those votes weren't important. Maybe chasing those votes would have cost him the election. He won. Maybe learn from that.

05.11.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If a million fragile bigots moved out of NY, wouldn't that help fix the housing crisis?

05.11.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Be careful because Dick Cheney is just a gateway death. It’s really easy to get addicted to how great you feel right now and to start hoping other people join him.

04.11.2025 13:32 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pics or it didn't happen

03.11.2025 05:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When someone winces at my pun: "Your pain amuses me."

02.11.2025 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm surprised that isn't on a mirror

26.10.2025 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is he the Andrew formerly known as Prince?

17.10.2025 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Prince Andrew loses his title, will he be the Andrew formerly known as Prince?

13.10.2025 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is truly brilliant. Such a way to communicate,
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

09.10.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 780 πŸ” 428 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 25

Bold of you to assume elections will happen. Ice will kidnap brown Americans from the polling station line and hold them until after the election.

19.09.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that when smart criminals get elected, they want to make sure the cops are too dumb to catch them.

14.09.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops

Don't forget the part where you can't be a cop if your IQ is too high. Most states only want cops with a low IQ.

Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops - ABC News share.google/MIx7v1bEFpez...

14.09.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking he was hired to hide the Senate voting against releasing the epstien files

13.09.2025 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm old enough to remember when quiche was new and exciting in the 80s. Everyone was raving about it. I finally got to try it. Gross. It's undercooked scrambled eggs in a pie shape.

12.09.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hawaii Rightly Rejects Supreme Court’s Gun Nonsense In a scathing takedown, the state's highest court declared β€œthere is no state constitutional right to carry a firearm in public.”

It's been done. Hawaii Justices Rebuke US Supreme Court's Gun Decisions - Bloomberg share.google/IAlg8T6yJoTr...

10.09.2025 00:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never travel without your papers comrade

09.09.2025 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0