A piece of chocolate cake, a trump baby bottle opener, and a poured Port City Brewing apple brandy barrel aged Colossal Anniversary Ale.
Not a King Cake, definitely a baby, and a tasty BA Colossal from Port City. @portcitybrew.bsky.social #Laissezlesbonstempsrouler
That is glorious.
I would feel way less busy if I was allowed to be provocative and 1mm deep on everything, have plenary authority over it, and move from thing to thing with zero personal or professional consequences to my recklessness.
Haha. I think it’s overcarbed from some unintended extracurricular fermentation that went on in the can in 10 months it sat warm on the Total Wine shelf. But I can take the heat on their behalf. 🤷♂️
LIES!*
*I knew the answer to this, but like dunking on AI.
If that head is a crime, lock me up. 😜
Friday night #FoamCore.
Maybe no other sport has the level of post- and pre-game character development and myth-building by the media that football does. While I find it hokey, I totally eat it up when it’s ND. 😆
Ok, I’ll bite. What’s wrong with the helmets?
I’ve seen this twice now in my feed. Is this Brian Kelly’s burner? I’m sorry, what major bowl game did Brian Kelly win while HC at ND? Which CFP games? #GoIrish ☘️
I think it’s more that conferences are powerful colluded money-grubbing beasts. Or maybe we’re just describing two sides of the same coin.
Beleaguered 2025 T-Rex cynically telling optimistic 2025 Baby T-Rex to just give it a couple days.
T-Rex hates 2025.
(I mean like “just” in the “will it be that easy for me to make” sense, not the “is that really a thing” sense.)
Is it just a float of red wine on top of a Whiskey Sour?
That’s next. I like the way you think.
Got this Whistle Pig barrel aged maple syrup for Christmas. Used it in place of simple syrup and made a fantastic-tasting whiskey sour.
Whoa!
Paella. Yellow saffron rice, scallops, shrimp, chorizo, roasted red peppers, green beans, portobello mushrooms (yes).
Ye Olde Christmas Paella. 🥘
Ehhh. It was 27-3 with like 4 mins left. Two garbage time TDs w the luck of an onside recovery. It really wasn’t close.
Cartoon. T-rex, overindulged and drinking in an ill-fitting Santa beard and hat. Triceratops in the foreground with garland and lights strung up on it. Pterry the pterodactyl coming out of a present. Cheery T-Rex decorating the Christmas tree. Stegosaurus coolly grabbing a smoke in the back, and brontosaurus’ lower half decorated in red and green Christmas lights.
Merry Christmas (Eve). 🎄 🎅🏻 And Happy (almost) Hanukkah. 🕎
Fine.
It’s the 22nd day of #BeerAdvent, and I’m on the 21st trying to catch up and someone is trying to kill me. 😭
I’m certain it is. I ended up getting the Nelson Bliss and the west coast IPA with some cats on the label. I’m a sucker for Nelson, and I won’t get more than a four of hazy at a time. After all, a fella needs random ethics by which he must abide for no good reason.
I’d hate to have to get the lawyers involved, Jester King…
Jack’s Abby tall boy: Extra Layer Winter Fest Lager. Willi Becher glass, clear deep copper, with ruby highlights, light tan head…perhaps blanched almond.
On the 18th Day of #BeerAdvent, somebody knew just what I needed after Wednesday night back-to-back daughter 2.0 sports practices.
Stanton runs like he’s wearing Wellington boots and is held together by duct tape and bubble gum. I think all Belli needs is a light jog. 😂
Warner Brothers Discovery/HBO opted out of renewing Sesame Street. They need funding. Donate so Grover can stop groveling to the crypto bros.
sesameworkshop.org/support-us/
Tallboy beer can with label depicting a cute, but maybe slightly untrustworthy, reddish brown bunny wielding a chainsaw. Beer purporting to be hazy double ipa. Willi Becher glass with a marmalade hued beer with just chill haze+. Discarded pink with white polka dot wrapping paper discarded to the left.
On the 15th day of #BeerAdvent, nobody tell the bunny w the chainsaw, buts its “hazy double ipa” beer dropped clear…ish.
A Black Hog Brewing tall boy styled to look like a jar of Jif peanut butter, and teku glass with a dark stout and khaki head. Gift wrapping hastily thrown aside.
On the 13th day of #BeerAdvent, I’m keeping an open mind to Jif IP theft and peanut butter imperial stout. 🎅🏻 🥜 🎄
