hello??

knuckle tattoo ideas:
- WAHO O!!!
- YIPP EE!!
- i.c. u.p.

anyways

days since forgetting my bsky password & then procrastinating the reset for a whole month : 0

total workplace incidents : 2
(Nov 2024 - Mar 2025)

I fear Homelander emboldened Trump more than he satirised him at this point

Trump promising funding for Mars exploration, anti-vaxxer compensation, the world's strongest military & reestablishing the US auto industry lmao. he has the budget understanding of a kid who trades their one $5 bill for five quarters

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

sending love to the good people of america, especially those whose rights & safety are at risk of dismantling by that orange demon. I can't even imagine how you must feel today.

I'm intrigued to see how Trump handles the inevitable backlash from his own supporters when his policy promises either fall through, or threaten the lives & comfort of the people who voted for him

to be clear, I personally won't believe it even if that is his claim (see: the way he emphatically supports neo nazi's). but right now there is no foundational evidence to support that it was an accident, & his lil simps need to accept that to accept him

Elon simps can only start
the seig heil defense when he comes out to publicly & sincerely apologise for it being an unfortunate accident. because considering how much he protects & co-signs literal white supremacists, there is far more evidence to support that it was an intentional nazi salute

holy shit I can't believe trump's term is beginning even worse than I anticipated

PLEEEASE

damn they didn't even give yall til midnight??! oh they are mean as hell

it's hard bc either way, those decrepit old fucks will spin it as a personal win

if the Tiktok ban gets revoked when that orange comes into office, I wanna see the most cinematic reenactment of Christ's resurrection ever performed, Mel Gibson senses it his loins

however, if this does happen, that first day back on the app will be twitter the day the queen died level funny

intention setting & manifestation

being Australian & watching all the Americans saying emotional goodbyes to tiktok makes me feel like a second pangea is about to happen

the fact that the tiktok ban sets up Trump to swoop in & be the hero revoking the ban first day in office is so infuriating

Please stop playing dead in front of the bears. Now they think they have superpowers.

saw someone say "isn't it funny that you can say 'water is a human right' & people will automatically know who you voted for?" lmaooo true

women should have full personal rights over their own bodies. am i on the left or right??

what are nosebleed seats, where are they & why are they called that?

idk how likely it is, but i hope the tiktok ban is what bluesky needs to finally properly overtake twitter. i need that level 5 elon crash out omg

ahhh time to unwind

I just dont think time will ever make sense again after the pandemic. 2020 will always feel so recent, even though it was half a decade ago.

I can't believe I'm seeing devastating black saturday level wildfires outside of Australia, especially during OUR fire season. smoky air & orange skies feels so distinctly Australian, this all feels so incorrect. I feel so bad for everyone affected, the images are horrific

not my circus, but the monkeys are gorging my eyes out help

I didn't realise until yesterday just how many regular degular people rely on chatgpt for everyday questions?? & without fact checking any of the information??!

happy new years cuties!! 2025 is really the first year to sound right since like 2012