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Thank you, Sir, for speaking plain truth.

06.03.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5624 ๐Ÿ” 1799 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 185 ๐Ÿ“Œ 128
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Planet of The Apes

06.03.2026 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...

Reuters Exclusive

"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."

"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the โ€‹Middle East."

06.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 9769 ๐Ÿ” 5146 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 613 ๐Ÿ“Œ 621
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The fuck kind of answer is this

06.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 13805 ๐Ÿ” 4654 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1997 ๐Ÿ“Œ 680
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3900 Times Is A SLIGHT
Understatement,Right Chump.......

05.03.2026 10:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1288 ๐Ÿ” 532 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 17069 ๐Ÿ” 5952 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 512 ๐Ÿ“Œ 493
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I wish Mayor Zohran were our president and not New York City's mayor.

Can you imagine having someone with intelligence, class, and empathy in the White House rather than the child-raping, criminal fuckwit we have there now?

04.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 06:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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My bet is he bombs Iran for a few weeks, declares โ€œmission accomplished,โ€ and leaves the mess behind.

02.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3753 ๐Ÿ” 670 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 610 ๐Ÿ“Œ 97
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Every senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr owns this tragedy. Every single one.

27.02.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 16764 ๐Ÿ” 7027 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 540 ๐Ÿ“Œ 373
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True ๐Ÿ˜†

25.02.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The President had literally months to prepare his response to the Supreme Court ruling, yet couldn't even stick with his decision on the s.122 (temporary) tariff from Friday to Saturday, raising it from 10% to 15%.

21.02.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3392 ๐Ÿ” 693 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 200 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
War and Peas Comic

Panel 1:
A narrator's voice begins, "The Sun has risen. Its golden orb quietlyโ€”" The Sun, depicted with a grumpy face, interrupts with, "EXCUSE ME, I do not 'rise.'"

Panel 2:
The Sun, now with an angry expression, shouts, "You all revolve around me!" 

Panel 3:
The Sun continues, "Without me, you idiots would all be DEAD!" The background remains a clear blue sky with mountains in the distance and people looking at the sun.

Panel 4:
The narrator's voice resumes, "The Sun, a narcissistic asshole, has risen." The Sun glares down at the tiny people below shooting sunrays. The people flee.

War and Peas Comic Panel 1: A narrator's voice begins, "The Sun has risen. Its golden orb quietlyโ€”" The Sun, depicted with a grumpy face, interrupts with, "EXCUSE ME, I do not 'rise.'" Panel 2: The Sun, now with an angry expression, shouts, "You all revolve around me!" Panel 3: The Sun continues, "Without me, you idiots would all be DEAD!" The background remains a clear blue sky with mountains in the distance and people looking at the sun. Panel 4: The narrator's voice resumes, "The Sun, a narcissistic asshole, has risen." The Sun glares down at the tiny people below shooting sunrays. The people flee.

21.02.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1328 ๐Ÿ” 300 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Just Switch The Wigs......

20.02.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2021 ๐Ÿ” 686 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130 ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
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Disgusting๐Ÿ™„

#PedoProtectors

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

#TrumpEpsteinFiles

18.02.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1805 ๐Ÿ” 603 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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Macron Makes 'Bullshit' Comment That's Sure To Anger Trump Admin The French president put himself on a collision course with the Trump administration.

Won't it be remarkable if it's the European countries that kill off social media platforms like Facebook, Truth Social and Instagram? I actually think we may be seeing the end of Facebook
'Pure Bulls**t': Emmanuel Macron Calls Out Social Media's Free Speech Defense
www.huffpost.com/entry/emmanu...

19.02.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1455 ๐Ÿ” 308 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82 ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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Get Your Freak On,Pam Bondage !

18.02.2026 10:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6517 ๐Ÿ” 2076 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 534 ๐Ÿ“Œ 181
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๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

16.02.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What she saidโ€ฆ

15.02.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1777 ๐Ÿ” 568 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72 ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
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Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

12.02.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 17997 ๐Ÿ” 7106 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 618 ๐Ÿ“Œ 356
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THIS ๐Ÿ‘‡ HERE........

12.02.2026 11:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1137 ๐Ÿ” 429 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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Wait til Melania hears about this. Ahahahahah filthy bastard.

12.02.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 8230 ๐Ÿ” 2832 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1742 ๐Ÿ“Œ 373
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NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.

11.02.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 15292 ๐Ÿ” 6794 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1028 ๐Ÿ“Œ 519
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I want to see this grinning, soulless ghoul in an orange jumpsuit.

12.02.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7228 ๐Ÿ” 1039 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 511 ๐Ÿ“Œ 96
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Cartoon by @jbcartoonist.bsky.social.

Congressional Priorities.

09.02.2026 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 888 ๐Ÿ” 352 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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08.02.2026 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4021 ๐Ÿ” 1106 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93 ๐Ÿ“Œ 61
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06.02.2026 10:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 66 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Excellent news.

05.02.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 24267 ๐Ÿ” 7165 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1298 ๐Ÿ“Œ 872
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www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

03.02.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4921 ๐Ÿ” 1754 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 296 ๐Ÿ“Œ 91
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I want to laugh at it but sadly itโ€™s true.

03.02.2026 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 25051 ๐Ÿ” 8776 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 963 ๐Ÿ“Œ 488