Nope

I'd pay for it on pay per view

Also a crow tried to take my purse when my back was turned and he KNEW that shit was mine. I hate it here

"I've heard tell of a magical place where nobody's mommy is in any jacket because she's so comfy. It's not even too far from here"

It's 44 degrees and I'm at the fucking playground. Keep trying to sell home, a cozy place where warm people are, to the 6yo who dragged me out here. She's not having it

They are very loud though! I'll give em that

Absolutely incredible how furtive a bird can look

Ugh for reals it's such good world building. And usually the writers on this shit do such obvious, lazy, hackneyed garbage, it's neat when you can actually see they bothered to set a moment like this up and let the setup BREATHE

Ya it's completely fair

SYDNEY. GET THE WARRANT, GO TO SYDNEY, GO GO GO

And GOOD FOR THEM. we Stan a dewy captain

Galaxy brain shit. This has clearly been the 4d chess on climate change all along

But even then, that he specified "Grandma in a rural county". Like he's not picturing MY grandma. He's got a very specific white, Christian grandma in mind

What the fuck though

Oh, I do

So inspiring!!!

Incorrectly got here 40 minutes early for my parent teacher conference. Lot of time to just...think about my shit...ugh

Thank god a brain genious showed up to really get this idea to fly. This is what the power of social media is all about.

As if there were a way to take that that wasn't incredibly ominous lmao

You haven't lived until you've had a general contractor say to you "don't take this the wrong way, but have you ever seen the movie 'the money pit'"

Incredible swag

This is genuinely the main reason I like them. Anytime I'm at Disneyland I'm like "my GOD, what a species"

Absolutely. Why wouldn't they come pitch in. Then once they're done they could all put on a show

What if we simply got the entire armed forces of the United States to bucket brigade the oil across the land one bucket at a time. Then we don't even have to get trucks over there. What could go wrong

I am playing Danish on Duolingo and this is...not exactly relevant to my interests per se but not NOT relevant

Wow. Tits out on the $3. One cannot but admire

No, it would have been taken as evidence that WOMEN, as a class, don't understand sports

Whew. Trees really sneezing out there tonight

This must stop. @girmayzahilay.bsky.social: shut down these flights on King County property

Huh I wonder how that happened to this sweet innocent baby of a brand that has never once done anything wrong