tim coe

Like all cool bros I need to look up the extradition treaties of any country I’m traveling to

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

hell yeah

Career engineer, career engineer

Rian Johnson trying to run out of working actors before the MCU

I completely forgot Jeffrey Wright is in Wake Up Dead Man for all of four seconds

I used to work right up the block from the tea shop he owns in Highland Park and I’d see him there all the time and he’d always be in the middle of telling someone a story about how many fans he has

sent an email without any exclamation points

City of troy: Haunted house Wooden house: ghost-proof horse Soldiers: my & my friends w/ snacks & sleeping bags & n64

Happening now in Chicago's federal plaza:

A rally is underway in solidarity with trans people in Kansas whose drivers' licenses were suddenly invalidated last week, due to the enactment of a new state law that requires a person's gender on their license to match their assigned sex at birth.

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

Does this mean Pam Bondi can answer questions now

Your 2026 playlist is already ready??

The people who lived through 9/11 and Iraq are approaching their 40s-50s and they’re still treated like immature kids who aren’t worth listening to. We were right motherfuckers, and we’re right to say it

Greg this movie whips

I like the Knives Out movies but Glass Onion is an extended Tahani episode of The Good Place

Two settings on a washing machine. One says NORMAL and the other says NORMAL with an asterisk next to it

My two settings

“A Christian war”

this is my greatest tweet

I like the Knives Out movies but Glass Onion is an extended Tahani episode of The Good Place

FUCK

If there’s one thing my smart watch has taught me it’s that edibles count as cardio

If there’s one thing my smart watch has taught me it’s that edibles count as cardio

There’s no precedent for that

Liberals are saying this like anything was happening in terms of the files. There were no riots. Nothing was being done. Why is distraction even needed

So does Israel have special bombs that can only blow up hospitals and schools

IN THIS HOUSE WE

as a Democrat I get all my news from college students and humanities professors