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Stranger Things season 5 episode 6 might as well be retitled “The Episode Where I No Longer Like Nancy” because WHO THE FUCK HATES THE CLASH!?
Matthew Lillard >>> Quentin Tarantino.
The woman driving the car in front of me is putting on makeup at 7 PM. She must be on her way to a dick appointment.
Got it!
Well call me “Buttercream” because I’m thick, off-white, and 40% fat.
In my experience, those who loudly accuse others of something are very often projecting those accusations to cover up their own actions. Sounds like the Right is actively supporting SA but they want everyone to believe the Left are the monsters.
To recap recent events: mouth breathers like Candace Owens on the Reich- er, Right, who accuse Liberals of promoting and defending SA against children (which of course is a lie), say people like Andrew Tate shouldn’t be prosecuted because of their “ideas” (he openly admitted to SA and trafficking).
Post your favorite pokemon, wrong answers only.
Officer don't reach inside that. That's my emotional support fleshlight.
I'm a simple girl.
I see Tesla stock fall fifty percent in three months, I smile.
(Slight spoiler ahead. Like, how flavored seltzers such as Bubly are close to soda but not quite soda, slight.)
Pretty sure that opening to Daredevil: Born Again was just a big middle finger to every fan who complained that they weren’t bringing Foggy and Karen back for the D+ show.
It’s been fucking embarrassing to be an American since November, but today was the most fucking embarrassing day yet.
Trump and Vance are goddamn embarrassments. Unprofessional fucking clowns running a fucking circus.
We are truly, undoubtedly, living in the dumbest fucking timeline.
Anyone who says this was NOT a Nazi salute can — with all due respect — fuck off.
Just a reminder that Trump kickstarted the TikTok ban years ago; so when he “saves” the app, don’t celebrate his grift.
Hated the way Dexter ended.
Hated the way Dexter: New Blood ended.
Can’t wait to hate the way Dexter: Original Sin ends.
This is my new favorite commercial.
Red Baron Pizza has won my heart.
youtu.be/lreZCPk2J8c?...
I’m pretty sure my lack of money and my abundance of weight is what’s holding me back, but this meme’s point still stands.
The reason I stay single is because I get tired of being the problem lol
Everyone wants a goth girl till they have to try to scrub a bunch of black lipstick off their junk
It’s not a crime.
(Also, I feel like I have to mention I’m not a lawyer, and this isn’t valid legal advice, so I can’t confirm that it’s not a crime.)
Feel like I want to use “turn of the century” more for 2000.
“Oh that hard drive? Got that around the turn of the century.”
“This just says Limewire porn”
“Sacred. Put back in the box.”
If you ever want to stop enjoying something, say you enjoy that thing on social media.
Works like a charm.
A picture of a bumble bee with the bottom half labled bumble and the top half labled blebee. Titled bumblebee anatomy.
