Natalie 💖🧡

The ‘Hangman did nothing wrong’ crowd can officially no longer say that, because why the fuck did he tag in Kevin Knight when Kevin was so hurt and he was still fresh 😵‍💫

(Also, I don’t think I can do this list because I just looked at all my worst rated on IMDb and I don’t remember any of them. I’m just not a big enough hater, apparently.

Except for when it comes to It Follows, that can fuck all the way off 😤😂)

Absolutely shocking that I Know What You Did Last Summer ended up on here but Black Christmas (2019) escaped. 😂

It was your post the other day listing your favourites of the different horror sub-genres that reminded me how much I bloody love Blade II 😂

The vampire design is just so sick (shout out to Guillermo Del Toro 😎)

Also, idk if John Dies at the End counts as horror? IMDb says it’s horror, so I included it. But I would argue High-Rise deserves the title more??

Idk defining films is difficult.

Like how I say I don’t like sci-fi and then include like 3 sci-fi films on my list of favourite horror movies. 🫠😅

Totally not a definitive list, my faves always change, but it’s how I feel today.

Shout out to High-Rise (2015), my favourite horror film that’s not a horror film (Luke Evans kills a dog so I feel like it should count as one?), and Mother! for being the only film that’s left me legit horrified.

Top Ten Favourite Horror Movies:

1. The Substance (2024)
2. The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
3. Evil Dead (2013)
4. Blade II (2002)
5. John Dies at the End (2012)
6. Colour Out Of Space (2019)
7. Dead Snow (2009)
8. Train to Busan (2016)
9. The Monkey (2025)
10. Freaks (1932)

He could be doing so much more than he is now they’re finished with Kenny 😩 he’s so good 😩

Yeah, it’s incredible.
I don’t think I’ll ever stop being mad that they ditched making the sequel to make Evil Dead Rise instead (not that it’s bad, but still) 😅

I guess so, when there’s 50 million members of the Don Callis Family, there’s no excuse for putting the belts on the 2 guys who already have 1 (though I am looking forward to Okada rubbing it in Takeshita’s face 😎)

Belt up Lance and Josh, they’ve been doing so much heavy lifting for the fam!

Great list, Evil Dead (2013) is so fucking good 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Yeah, I haven’t seen it yet either 🙈
But it’s so ridiculous! It’s bad enough that willow is both tbs and tag champ, but now you’ve got this shit as well 😩
(speaking as someone who disliked the Eddie Kingston triple crown thing 😅 it all just irks me!)

SPREAD THE FUCKING BELTS OUT ISTG
dont piss me off

It was the only one I remember really liking, because I don’t love paranormal films either 🙈

I am not a very good horror fan.

Name your favourite:
1. Vampire movie
2. Werewolf movie
3. Zombie movie
4. Monster movie
5. Haunted house movie

1. Blade II
2. (I don’t like werewolves 😬)
3. Dead Snow
4. The Thing
5. 1408 (a hotel is like a big house, right?)

oh no I started a very visible diy project and almost immediately lost interest

This is so gorgeous 😍❤️

7- The Toxic Avenger (2023) (fun gore, fun cast)
6- Timestalker (I told you, I love Alice Lowe!)
5- Mickey17
4- The Wild Robot (I ❤️ that cartoon robot)
3- Your Monster (so cute and fun!)
2- Sinners (so fucking good)
1- Companion (I guess I lied about AfrAId being the best ‘AI being freaks’ movie 😅)

13- 28 Years Later (hyped to see the sequel)
12- Drop (Meghann Fahy should star in everything, actually)
11- The Phoenician Scheme
10- Am I OK? (I just love Dakota Johnson in quiet character-focused dramas, okay?)
9- Kong: Skull Island (idc what people say, that shit was rad)
8- The Naked Gun

18- Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (never trust boys!)
17- Strange Darling (loooooved how it was structured)
16- One of Them Days (just a straight-up solid comedy)
15- Promising Young Woman (would’ve been way lower if not for the ending)
14- Love Hurts (great romantic action with Ke Huy Quan)

22- Trap (not Shyamalan’s best, but they’re usually a fun time)
21- Monkey Man (Dev Patel is so pretty 🥺)
20- A Different Man (Sebastian Stan is so good when he’s not doing Marvel nonsense)
19- Cuckoo (I thought I got what was happening, but then Dan Stevens kept telling me I was wrong, great vibes)

26- The Luckiest Man in America
25- I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) (for some reason I thought it was gonna be a remake- pleasantly surprised it wasn’t)
24- AfrAId (best of the AI robots being freaks that I’ve seen so far)
23- Bring Her Back (really wanna know if it would’ve worked 🙏🏻)

33- Presence (made me hate Lucy Liu (complementary?))
32- The Front Room (Kathryn Hunter deserves all the awards)
31- Evolution
30- The Ballard of Wallis Island (sweet but slow)
29- M3gan 2.0 (worst of the robot movies)
28- Wolf Man (could’ve been a short film)
27- Neighbourhood Watch

40- Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (I got confused, but good vibes)
39- I Used to be Funny
38- The Running Man (1987)
37- The Woman in the Yard
36- Paul Dood’s Deadly Lunch Break (I will upvote anything with Alice Lowe in, idc)
35- Skincare
34- Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead (1991)

49- The Line
48- Opus (god, this could have been SO good 😭)
47- The Wedding Banquet
46- Greedy People
45- Sometimes I Think About Dying (annoyed the descriptions call it ‘surreal drama’ because it was so real to me 🙈)
44- Last Seen Alive
43- I Don’t Understand You
42- Coup!
41- Yesterday (too long!)

57- LaRoy, Texas
56- Spin the Bottle (too long!)
55- Rumours (great premise, dull)
54- False Positive
53- Until Dawn (the game is a movie, how can you mess this up??)
52- Y2K (killed off the only fun character really early 🤦🏼‍♀️)
51- Bernard & Doris
50- Borderline (still love samara weaving though 🫶🏻)

I have a habit of subscribing to streaming services to watch movies, hardly watching anything and then unsubscribing.

But this past month I was determined not to waste another subscription.
And I ended up watching 57 films in 28 days on Now TV. And here they are in order of least to most favourite:

It’s worse- I’m only subscribed to the movies and it’ll wait until I’ve watched a movie to then recommend it on my ‘for you’ section 🤦🏼‍♀️

I can’t get over how dogshit the ‘for you’ section of Now TV is.

All it does is wait until I’ve watched something in its entirety, and then shoves it in that section. I’ve already seen it, it doesn’t need to be ‘for me’ anymore!!

My favourite part of this week’s Dynamite was watching MJF try to invoke the Psycho Mike clause.
The crowd even chanted ‘piece of shit’ at him!

Orange Cassidy’s drawing of Roddy was also v cute. I hope he finds his lost pet! 🫶🏻