I want to give a special "Fuck you" to NASCAR and Indycar for planning my local races in the middle of hot ass August

The flowing hair. The sideburns. The glorious moustache.

If Ryan Blaney doesn't win MPD this year, it will be a pure travesty.

Riley Herbst sneaking having an improved season

**Morgan Freeman**

He did NOT has Logano on his fantasy team

I normally don't root for Logano but 1) he's on my fantasy team and 2) that paint scheme is gorgeous

My next Mustang might be the EV one at this rate

Also, technically the defending ORS champion 😒

Cleetus: "I'm racing with one of the best, if not best teams in NASCAR...RCR!"

Maybe in 1995

Ads are normally targeted to their audience, so getting one for Ashley Madison with my podcast has me quite concerned

Chargers playing great defense in a big sp-- Oh

Two things can be true: 1) Cleetus is a great guy, who cherishes the opportunity to races in NASCAR

2) He should not be stepping into an ORS car with virtually no experience

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Everyone: **Watching Tyler Reddick celebrate**

Meanwhile, next to the 16 car

Bubba Said being 12th on a road course is like a top 5 😳

Herbst in the top 10 at a road course 😳😳

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So, the rest of the paddock just gonna let Palou kick their asses again

Veekay in the top 10, perhaps this is why Daly is not in the car

**Darrell Waltriping intensifies**

Driving a race car at 100+ mph and seeing the wheel nut pass you can't be a good feeling

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I lost Conor Daly as my driver so I decided to back Will Power this year. He's off track. The Reggie Curse™️ knows no bounds.

So, they demolished that whole section of the White House for nothing?

NASCAR looked at how the NFL fucked up the Pro Bowl and said "Challenge Accepted"

One of my podcasts referred to 23XI as literally "Twenty Three X I" instead of "Twenty Three Eleven" and now I'm annoyed for the next 3.77 hours

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Also, a lot of Kanye during this timeframe

I was married in 2010, so Nicki Minaj going full MAGA means that a lot of the music from then is aging rather poorly

Whenever Bubba Wallace is trending on Twitter I get very nervous

The biggest challenge of the 36 for 36 is deciding which road course to use for SVG. If Chicago or Mexico was still around it would be a no brainer between those two. I'm thinking Watkins Glen.

Nearly my entire fantasy lineup is Chevys, Ford being strong early is a bad sign

THREE COMMERCIAL BREAKS HOLY FUCK FOX

How the fuck is Atlanta so much better than Daytona