Knightmawk

I stopped buying Ubisoft games a long time ago, but it's times like this that make me wish I hadn't, so that I could stop now.

you KNOW when the soundtrack in the movie switches from extradiegetic to diegetic during the course of the same song??? it's absolute bedlam. me and the boys jumping up and down, screaming, breaking the couch etc

Francines homecoming should be a municipal holiday. She's helping to hold our collective psychie together.

This one's just for the Richmonders.

Those aren't prosthetics or CGI, Jim Carreys face can just do that stuff.

I don't know why y'all are mad about not being able to understand Bad Bunny. Based on your reaction to Rage Against the Machine and Greenday over the last few years, it's not like y'all listen to lyrics anyway

Hey man, you can just think stuff, you don't have to post it. Just thought you should know.

Breaking the law? But that's... Illegal!

Those videos that start with "abandoned places you were never meant to see", and then it's just like a school or a church, you know, a place built explicitly for people to come to and see.

I promise you I will never listen to a podcast because of a supercut of funny, out of context soundbites.

Well, it's been about 10 years, time for Shane Black to make another one of the best buddy cop films of all time.

Let me tell you a beautiful story about this couch. 🧵

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I've known Christianity was corrupted for profit for a long time, but I don't know that I ever saw "The anti-Christ will do things that Christ preached" coming.

Although I do think I could have seen "The anti-Christ will tax the rich and try to regulate dangerous technology" coming from a ways away

Man the worst part about working time shifted is missing 80% of concerts in a big concert town.

The day I am living and working in the same timezone, small local venues aren't gonna know what hit them.

On the topic of raptures, it's kind of funny to think that most of the people spreading the news or believing it would probably not be taken, under their own understanding of what the rapture would look like

I don't wanna be that guy who grew up in the church and actually read the Bible and stuff, but isn't part of the whole thing with the rapture that no one will know when its happening?

The millennium era somehow manages to do some of the weirdest shit with Godzilla, despite the fact that the Showa films included time travel, sentient cockroaches, and whatever the fuck All Monsters Attack was

Saw a post online about how the whiteboard on Cabin in The Woods references The Evil Dead and I just feel like maybe you missed something if you think that is the big surprising Evil Dead reference in Cabin in The Woods.

Do you think if TikTok had existed in feudal Japan, sword smiths would have made videos folding steel like those videos where people pour and pull molten taffey?

Every 10 or 15 years I give the Rolland Emmerich Godzilla another chance. This time it took about 15 minutes to remember why it sucks

Every Godzilla movie after the first one in an era operates under the basic premise that everyone knows Godzilla exists and people are just like "oh yeah, he destroys Tokyo every few months, then he just kinda leaves and we go on with our lives"

A screenshot from the movie Porco Rosso. The subtitles read "Better a pig than a Fascist"

I still don't really know the difference between liking and sharing, and now I've got to figure out saving too. The world moves too fast.

I was gonna tweet "Double it and give it to the next generation", but then I realized that's just what boomers did

Watching High School High, which is far from the best Zucker parody, and trying to figure out where parody superfilms went wrong. How do we go from here to Meet the Spartans and Stan Helsing?

Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

See this is always what messes me up with these people. Any alternative existing means existential erasure of the thing they like. One person says "have you tried cane sugar?" and they immediately fly into a fit.

I feel like I spent my late teens and early 20s being super jaded and watching and reading all this sad shit and being stoic, and now I'm in my 30s and I've over corrected and I love cute mascot games and I cry while watching K-Pop Demon Hunters

Does Chuck Schumer know he's in congress? Like, does he know when he says someone should do something about this, he's someone?

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!”

Cities: