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Kirsten

@kjaycee

Some kind of doctor. Will work for plants. And books. And wine.

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I have beer, and I have tissues. Might rustle up some cheese and pickles. Because of the feels. #TheLastDriveIn

06.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a pink cowboy hat and scarf says i only want fancy things in my life Alt: GIF from a movie or show I don’t recognize, showing a woman wearing a light pink scarf covering her head, topped with a darker pink cowboy hat; the caption reads β€œI only want fancy things in my life”.

Had to use up all my Speedway reward points before moving back to Wisconsin because obviously it’s gonna be @kwiktrip.bsky.social from here on out.

05.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt Alt: GIF of anactor who I recognize but can’t name, looking slightly down and to the left of the camera, saying β€œWelcome back with the slight hint of a smile. He has short dark hair and stubble, wearing a blue t-shirt and it looks like a light brown towel is draped around the back of his neck.

So, @culvers.com has supper-club inspired mocktail custard desserts, apparently they heard I was moving back.

05.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just FYI, wrangling three heavy suitcases, plus a bag with two medium sized plants in it, on the subway to Penn Station all by yourself is not for the faint of heart. Or for people who don’t like strangers staring at them. I think it was the plants.

04.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the upside, I’m so far behind, I’ve still got like 3 years worth of shows to watch.

04.03.2026 09:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the Democratic Party was a soccer team, they’d be the ones running over to distract their own goalie when the opposing team is in scoring position.

03.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, it’s Sam Altman.

01.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well. I’m not surprised that it was the Hughes brothers, and I love that the women got to say β€œwe decided to invite you”. And that this pointed out that the women win a lot. But I’m ambivalent.

01.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Host.

01.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drinking for sobriety!

01.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please stop thinking that someone’s financial worth is in any way connected to their intellectual capacity. You don’t have to be intelligent to be rich. And you only have to be rich to be powerful.

#VoteDalek2028 because why not?

@republicandalek.bsky.social

01.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

😳

26.02.2026 06:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I moved stuff around on my phone to make my apps more organized by usage frequency and now I can’t find anything.

26.02.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a small to medium sized winter tree in a fenced in front yard. The fence is metal. There is a No Parking sign on the fence. The tree has a very straight thin trunk and lots of spreading branches that start more than halfway up. The branches look a bit like arms reaching up to the sky.

Picture of a small to medium sized winter tree in a fenced in front yard. The fence is metal. There is a No Parking sign on the fence. The tree has a very straight thin trunk and lots of spreading branches that start more than halfway up. The branches look a bit like arms reaching up to the sky.

I walked past this tree this morning while walking in a neighborhood I don’t usually walk in and it took me a second to figure out why it seemed so familiar.

23.02.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m nearing the end of the most mentally and physically taxing move of my life so β€œexhausted mossy shape” has never felt more me. <becomes one with the forest floor>

22.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been going on for a while. Apparently my iPad has been serving up portents and I never even knew.

20.02.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is laughing with her hands in her hair and the words `` i can t wait '' written on the bottom . Alt: GIF of Julia Louis-Dreyfus dancing around with her hands in the air in an excited manner. The caption reads β€œI CAN’T WAIT”.

I have downloaded my #2026MMM brackets and I am VERY EXCITED.

20.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pic of iPad screen showing the Fifth Doctor. The caption reads β€œBring me the Doctor and his companion” and it’s clear that this is completely disconnected from what’s happening on screen.

Pic of iPad screen showing the Fifth Doctor. The caption reads β€œBring me the Doctor and his companion” and it’s clear that this is completely disconnected from what’s happening on screen.

Pic of the settings screen, showing the Closed Captions set to β€œOff”.

Pic of the settings screen, showing the Closed Captions set to β€œOff”.

I’m watching one of the classic Doctor Who stories on my iPad (full disclosure: it’s a fairly old model), and the captions are totally off. I’m not even sure they’re the captions for this episode. But worse: the captions setting is currently at β€œOff”.

Is my iPad possessed? Is this iPad dementia?

20.02.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m personally a big fan of Mark The Better (de Pittsburgh).

18.02.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tashi Delek, friends and frenemies! May 2026 be a prosperous year for you all.

17.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Big money has always gone to capital. That’s why labor unions exist.

15.02.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember that too! There was a video showing one of the athletes jumping on it to show that it was made out of thin wood and a small layer of padding.

15.02.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Threads exchange. The OP posted β€œWhat’s [sic] makes a person choose cremation over being buried? Why would you want to be burned up?” And the reply post was β€œBecause scattering my remains will be traumatizing if I’m not cremated first.”

Screenshot of a Threads exchange. The OP posted β€œWhat’s [sic] makes a person choose cremation over being buried? Why would you want to be burned up?” And the reply post was β€œBecause scattering my remains will be traumatizing if I’m not cremated first.”

Of all of my friends/frenemies, online and off, I feel like you will be the one to appreciate how hard I laughed at this the most.

15.02.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How much do you think REM regrets recording that song now?

15.02.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a picture posted by the Indiana Department of Natural Resources, showing an opossum lying facedown with its front legs extended out to the side. The caption reads β€œBe my Valentine <3” and below in italics β€œOr don’t. I’ll just be over there thriving alone, eating trash, and playing dead when I see you in public.”

Screenshot of a picture posted by the Indiana Department of Natural Resources, showing an opossum lying facedown with its front legs extended out to the side. The caption reads β€œBe my Valentine <3” and below in italics β€œOr don’t. I’ll just be over there thriving alone, eating trash, and playing dead when I see you in public.”

Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all!

14.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the suggested alt text for the previous GIF that reads β€œa man is laying on top of a woman on a bed with the words β€˜party hard’ written on the wall.

I assure you all that there is no woman lying on that bed and the words are not written on the wall. AI will be the death of us all.

A screenshot of the suggested alt text for the previous GIF that reads β€œa man is laying on top of a woman on a bed with the words β€˜party hard’ written on the wall. I assure you all that there is no woman lying on that bed and the words are not written on the wall. AI will be the death of us all.

I’m genuinely alarmed by the suggested alt text for that GIF. @republicandalek.bsky.social

13.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is laying on top of a woman on a bed with the words `` party hard '' written on the wall . Alt: GIF of a man standing by the side of a bed and repeatedly slamming his face and upper body into a messy pile of bedding on the bed. The caption reads β€œPARTY HARD!”

They take their lobbying very seriously. Lobby hard!

13.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ch ch ch ch hah hah hah hah…

13.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo shows a display of various books on brutalist architecture around the world, along with a few books about modernist architecture.

Photo shows a display of various books on brutalist architecture around the world, along with a few books about modernist architecture.

Found your birthday present!

09.02.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of an owl with a disney junior logo in the background Alt: An owl looking backwards, and slowly turning its head toward the camera.

Did someone say owls?

09.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0