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How I arrived on Bluesky

Post on threads from A’ja: Welp won’t have the highest career high in the house anymore 😭 but at least it gives me something to go after 🤭

As if WNBA teams needed more reasons to fear A’ja Wilson.

Domingo Germán throwing a perfect game.

Hiroshi Tanahashi & Ondřej Satoria; two men retiring in the Tokyo Dome in 2026

Having lifelong guy friends is humbling because you'll randomly get a text like, "Hey remember that really embarrassing thing you did 25 years ago? Yeah, I was sitting right next to you when it happened and it's exactly as bad as you remember" and then you won't hear from them again for months.

Can't believe it's 2026 and we're still doing Jaylen Brown vs Jayson Tatum discourse.

Not so sure this caffeine is providing me energy as much as it's adding a healthy fear of me violently shitting my pants.

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

The Axis of resistance is no more, Chomsky was Epstein’s bestie, Israel and Russia are on the same team, and the multipolar order you were promised was just Oligarchy under a different name. Tough break comrades, not very praxis.

Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.

"will Giancarlo Stanton hit 47 homeruns over the next two seasons before he reaches his team option and make it to 500" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

/tearfully/ that’s for you bitch

Be careful on the roads!

Just saw an car hit a pothole so hard that it's hubcaps popped off like Sonic rings.

Adding Jose Alvarado to the Knicks was like adding the quintessential wild card to a roster that was already like 50% comprised of wild cards.

My phone has reached the stage of only charging with one specific cable. 💔

there should be a “hand wank” emoji and it should be a reaction on linkedin

That time of year again folks.

Inside you there are two Big Bosses

Every collab like this marches us closer and closer to Capcom Vs SNK 3.

Officially old enough that flier for my childhood elementary school features the children of my childhood elementary school classmates.

You don't have a "strong immune system", you just aren't around children.

How has no producer sampled "Low Bridge, Everybody Down” (The Erie Canal Song) for a beat?

Do you know how crazy that would sound as a Griselda record???

Me, every time I see new Crimson Desert videos

Grocery stores only rearrange their products to make me look like an incompetent husband.

The New York #Knicks outscored the Celtics and Patriots combined today

Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever

Stefon Diggs got Cardi B pregnant AND was trying to win the Super Bowl?

That's just greed.

Christopher Walken in MAN ON FIRE, saying, "Creasy's art is death. And he's about to paint his masterpiece."

"The Jets' art is shitty football. And they're about to paint their masterpiece."