"Daddy, can you be perfect for the rest of the evening?"
"I'll try."
"But perfection doesn't exist so you don't need to do anything."
27.02.2026 16:07
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Exhausted, the accused made a request. “Paper.”
“A written confession of sorcery?” the Inquisitor said. “Certainly!”
He laboriously wrote his note, then the Inquisitor read it aloud.
“I. Confess. Each. Period. In. This. Note. Is. A. Small. Explosive. Rune—”
#vss #sff
26.02.2026 12:34
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New #vinyl!
Rest in peace Trugoy the Dove!
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26.02.2026 16:32
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24.02.2026 16:17
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"Daddy, all spiders do is eat, relax, build webs and do sign language."
19.02.2026 16:43
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13.02.2026 17:14
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12.02.2026 18:30
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09.02.2026 13:19
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08.02.2026 18:46
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06.02.2026 19:55
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If I was called Colin I would insist on being called LL Colin J.
05.02.2026 11:09
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My 6-year-old son singing in the bath:
"Show me the way to the next whisky bar. Oh donuts walk, oh donuts walk." 🎶
29.01.2026 08:59
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26.01.2026 19:52
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"Daddy, is every BIG thing going to be alright?"
"Yes, of course."
"But Bob Marley only said every LITTLE thing is going to be alright."
24.01.2026 09:02
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#djpremier
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23.01.2026 13:46
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Of course, the first club sandwich was made in the early Paleolithic period by hunter gatherers. The original was just a club sandwiched between two other clubs.
22.01.2026 08:49
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Now I understand why I had that mad dream last night.
It's because I was asleep.
16.01.2026 08:43
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New vinyl!
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13.01.2026 21:56
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You can lead a house to Walter but you can't make him understand predictive text.
11.01.2026 14:27
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This post was removed by the fire brigade because it was written by a man who is stuck up a tree.
04.01.2026 10:41
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Why does Gil Scott-Heron's name begin with how a fish lives and end with how it dies?
Another fucking sleepless night then...
04.01.2026 10:40
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The Muppets Treasure Island deviates from the plot of the original book a tiny bit. Silver kidnaps Hawkins in the film, whereas Hawkins chooses to go with him in the book if I remember rightly. Also, I don't recall there being a pink crocodile with a hat on and there are loads more pigs in the film.
02.01.2026 17:42
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The Crenshaws - Moonlight In Vermont [US, Doo-Wop/R&B] (1962)
The Crenshaws - Moonlight In Vermont [US, Doo-Wop/R&B] (1962)
https://redd.it/drhsvr
https://youtu.be/pn6_QOTik1Q
21.12.2025 15:25
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J Dilla x Madlib vinyl digging (circa 2004) 😎💿🔊
#vinyl #nowspinning #music #vinylcollection #vinylrecords #vinylcommunity #hiphop #hiphopculture #goodvibes #fridays
21.12.2025 15:27
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"Daddy, why is the whole world a bird's poo station?"
13.12.2025 16:32
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New vinyl!
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06.12.2025 09:03
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02.12.2025 18:38
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"Daddy, can I explode you?"
"Not now. Go and explode your mother."
01.12.2025 19:03
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Do you know how many dogs are journalists? Four. It's a fucking outrage.
01.12.2025 08:56
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If I'm honest, I think there should certainly be more women in the cabinet. That said, the 48th Annual Truro Contortionists Convention is living up to my very high expectations.
01.12.2025 08:56
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