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in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

This season man

Lol

Well the FA cup was nice while it lasted

holy shit

Football is a fucking dumb sport

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

🚨 Fabian Hürzeler: “I will NEVER be that kind of coach, trying to win that way”. 🔥 @BeanymanSports 🎥

Of course

This is a farce

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

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Liverpool have now scored 7 consecutive Premier League goals from non-penalty set-pieces - the longest run by any side in the competition's history.

Yes really. #LFC

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

Going out to Atletico is in our heritage. Need to embrace it already.

some benevolent cyberpunk for you

FFS

This guy gets it.

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy in sweatshirt addresses the reader. He says, “Sure, Twitter has a Nazi problem. But I’m staying to fix it” Panel 2: Purple Guy has gone full on Sitting Backwards On A Chair Mode. The chair has the X logo on it. He is wearing sunglasses and blue jeans. He is talking to some Nazis. He says “Listen Fellas, did you know that being a Nazi…” Panel 3: Close up on Purple Guy lowering his sunglasses for maximum effect. He continues “Is BAD?” Panel 4: The Nazis look flabbergasted by this revelation. They all go “WHUAAA??”

an email alert from bloomberg: “where to invest $1 million right now”

love to get relatable alerts

In general. Nothing to do with ice hockey

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."