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Aotearoa, politics, nerd stuff

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No no, that's Mark Twain. Markwayne is the loveable main character in the Disney Cars franchise.

05.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Reminds me of pearl formation - some kind of intrusive irritant appears, and the community surrounds it, covers it, and something beautiful to the outsider results

12.01.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does this by presenting many fractured, corrupted images of a small number or scale of incidents (your contextless images and videos), to enthrall and overload the viewer.

Less a Panopticon, and more a Kaleidoscopticon, if you will.

12.12.2025 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like it, except the panopticon serves to control the people being watched (or who think they're being watched).
This version, however, seeks to distract and drive emotion in the watchers (the watched may be unwitting and unaffected - or at least not directly affected by the watchers)...

12.12.2025 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stealworkers

11.12.2025 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 8360 ๐Ÿ” 1923 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 192 ๐Ÿ“Œ 257

Yes, come join us in the rest of the world - where the service is mediocre and the minimum wage is marginally above absolute poverty

08.12.2025 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who might know - does this mean snapper will stop working? And if so, what about kids (cos there's no way mine will have a contact-less payment option on their phone or person)

07.12.2025 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wellington region to ditch Snapper public transport cards Public transport users will be able to tag on with their phones and debit cards, as a councillors says locals are "sick of waiting" for a national system.

Anyone who might know - does this mean snapper will stop working? And if so, what about kids (cos there's no way mine will have a contact-less payment option on their phone or person)

Wellington (NZ) region to ditch Snapper public transport cards www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

07.12.2025 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See also: winning at cricket.

04.12.2025 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

01.12.2025 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3587 ๐Ÿ” 918 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Just wrote the typo Orctober, and now I think NZ has new holy month

30.11.2025 08:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you order your shoes from EaNasir. com

26.11.2025 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am of the simple opinion that stuff like this is the peak of human endeavour and we can cut it out with the missiles and demonic computers in favour of getting really good at a cool little thing

25.11.2025 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 514 ๐Ÿ” 180 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kiwi onion dip - Wikipedia

Yo, we have that, and it's a national treasure?

Kiwi onion dip - Wikipedia share.google/h2IRefaF6B3b...

22.11.2025 09:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look out, Americans are accidentally discovering kiwi dip. Hide your stash NZ

22.11.2025 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just for those of us who have been asking if the National party or the Labour party will work with the The Opportunities Party party.

19.11.2025 05:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not the point of the OP, but "if I recall correctly" !?!?!?!

17.11.2025 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not what most people are calling out here, but I think you'll see that those grey circles over with in the North America space are most of the cities in New Zealand and Australia ๐Ÿ˜ญ

16.11.2025 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sandra Bullock. I can't be alone in this

16.11.2025 07:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Accurate, or crystal palace?

13.11.2025 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do we keep missing the second half of the saying?
A few bad apples *spoil the bunch*.

These aren't the 'few', they are the spoiled bunch - and the answer surely involves going thru the apples one-by-one until no 'few' are left to do the spoiling?

11.11.2025 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, I'm tempted to try it. May bring on the end-times though

11.11.2025 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where did we go wrong as a country NZ?

11.11.2025 04:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smiles and waves from New Zealand, where sub is pretty exclusively Subway, and I don't think anything thinner than a mayo is on offer?

11.11.2025 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is incredible

11.06.2025 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 13821 ๐Ÿ” 4772 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48 ๐Ÿ“Œ 252

I have to ask a stupid question - *how* do you put oil and vinegar on sandwiches?????

11.11.2025 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress ALT: alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress
09.11.2025 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.11.2025 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roses are red
On furniture you see 'em

07.11.2025 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mathematically, could you assess the degradation of its current orbit? Might need some observation over time

06.11.2025 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0