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I haven’t seen this type of ice cream in decades. 😭

Every time a gnome bites an ankle…

At first glance, I thought you made character art for these cats.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but this image makes me unusually nauseous.

If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

wario: wow
mario: mom

The difference between the Mona Lisa and The Scream is the subject’s willingness to be trapped in a painting by an evil wizard.

Ohio = bad
Oklahoma = OK

Are there other state slang words?

Wow! It seems like everyone’s bread has risen from their sourdough starter today.

assigned annoying at birth

Even at this rate, I won’t ever make ¢1,000,000,000.

A close-up of brightly colored potatoes dyed like Easter Eggs. The image is from a news article headline about Americans decorating potatoes for Easter due to high egg prices.

It’s giving Great Depression but make it Pinterest worthy.

ok

Is money the new crypto?

SMASH

this is you btw

There’s nothing artificial when it comes to Shrek’s love.

Still rooting for you. 🩶

a white cartoon character is looking through a magnifying glass ALT: a white cartoon character is looking through a magnifying glass

Reminds me of Strong Sad.

How to amass an army:
1) find a body of water
2) feed the water fowl

It’s really easy to boycott Tesla when you can’t afford one. 💁🏼‍♂️

You see, this is funny because…

What a vibe killer!

-some ghost, probably

At this point, I’m just gonna plant my eggs and grow a couple chicken trees.

Nintendo releases a new war propaganda game called Miilitia. 🫡