Mark Vaillancourt

I don't have a dog... guess I need to keep sniffing glue...

Sure... but will it scale?

My Fabric notebook that worked perfectly yesterday is failing with the same errors I fixed yesterday and now I want to go home but I work from home so I am kind of screwed.

Related: if you need an operations manager/project manager/production manager, hi I'll do it

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

They're trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.

So we have reached the point where US service members are DYING for no other reason than Trump's parents didn't love him.

<eye twitching> too... many... jokes... no.... can...

So... Not only are we brining back Measles, internment camps, and Jim Crow, but the Hitler Youth, too. That's awesome. Just so much winning.

Not McDonald's? A real celebrity would have took them to McDonald's. Right?

Translation: A fuck ton of ICE goons will be at polling places this year. And next. And next.

Yeah, but... the 'tism!

I feel like a dick pic is just not appropriate here...

The test data I am working with at my client includes a person name "Chandler Bing" and I am tempted to replace it with "Miss Chanandeler Bong"

I feel like ICE out of Minnesota should have been called Minnesota Neat.

It's almost like the Trump regime doesn't know what they're talking about...

Fair point.

"Hookers and blow at the keynote" ~ Joey D'Antoni in one of the most hilarious Tweets ever

Chief Brody in Jaws about to make his famous line about needing a bigger boat: You're going to need a bigger international criminal court

Is The Hague already preparing for the influx of Trump Regime ass hats?

Given how blatantly dishonest this regime is, it is entirely possible ICE will be doubling the number of agents in MN. Words are wind.

The lyrics for Amazing Grace with the Gilligan's Island theme song.

I'm amazed they are still developing new content for DII. Super cool. AND they finally added Paladin to DIV (with new expansion).

Ah, a rare free weeknight evening, time to go buy groceries for a family in hiding.

Tripping on something in MS Fabric Pipeline and asked Copilot "how do I do X?"

It just responded: "Your pipeline has been updated"

What!? No, dude. I just asked how...

Just do it?

Shout out to everyone else who made their day more interesting by being a moron. Cheers!

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1. Trump regime goons continue to terrorize residents of MN (and other places).
2. Depression has been bad.
3. The Hamburger Helper jingle is stuck in my head.
4. All of the above suck.