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Claudia Conway

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She/Her. UK Jewish Elite Woke Tofu-Juggling Lizard Woman Space Laser Owner. LGBTQ+ safe Mum. Amateur soprano local choir diva. Peace & freedom for πŸ‰

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06.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a very pleasing tuxedo cat!

06.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh they totally have a fantasy world about trans kids that bears no relation to the actual trans kids I know several of. No, they are not kept in the cellar of a sinister 'man in a dress'. No, 'supportive parents' does not mean they have 'transed' their kids & want to get them in surgery ASAP etc

06.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Combining the British people’s love and respect for Kemi Badenoch with their enthusiasm about Donald Trump and his Iran war: no party is doing it like them right now

06.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 17

interviewer: tell us about yourself
me: can’t, i’m an unreliable narrator

06.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What are the odds Trump abandons Iran, Khamenei's son takes over the ruins and then Trump moans that the Iranians are 'ungrateful' because they wasted the opportunity America and Israel gave them by bombing them?

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

While I hate being instrumentalized in bad faith arguments, I must begrudgingly admit that his sputtering confusion is amusing.

Our relative invisibility in public discourse isn't a shield -- it offers no protection -- especially when it's weaponized to legitimize the harassment of trans women.

06.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Inquisitive looking tuxedo cat with paws draped over the edge of a colourful chair

Inquisitive looking tuxedo cat with paws draped over the edge of a colourful chair

The world sucks, but look at this silly baby

06.03.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He really, genuinely, thinks that you can kill a despot, destroy infrastructure and then just walk away and a country will just sort itself out without any consequences to you or the world. Like 'bish, bosh, bash - done!'

05.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's getting a nice nap in, I see.

05.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Still blows my mind how some women can stand by the sort of politicians who come out with 'Women should focus more on babies than career' and 'People should have fewer rights' and 'We mustn't punish r@pists for youthful indiscretions', and say 'BUT AT LEAST THEY KNOW WHAT A WOMAN IS'

05.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have abdominal pain & the GP's online form asked me why I was sure I wasn't pregnant, to which I replied that I'm 48 and I have a contraceptive implant. Seeing the GP tomorrow and nonetheless took a pg test this morning just so I could totally rule out in case he asks. And yes, I can rule it out

05.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump and Netanyahu play Stupid Games and now the whole world will have to win Stupid Prizes

05.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Reform fury as someone else wins
by Our By-election Editor
Tim Shipsink
The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost
comprehensively to someone else.
"It's totally unfair and rigged,"
said Goodwhinge.
"I shouldn't
be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost."
Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me.
Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X.
"We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families."
Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice.
They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green."
Reform leader
Mr Farage,
speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said,
"It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either."

PLUMBER DEFEATS
MATT GOODWIN

Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… 
I've stopped the cock

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

05.03.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 4350 πŸ” 1447 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 79
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Andrew gives up lease on another Crown Estate property The former prince hands back a property in Ascot, with lease documents showing an annual rent of Β£13,000.

ANNUAL RENT OF WHAT www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

04.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3
Cow cat and tuxedo cat in a garden stare inquisitively through a glass door

Cow cat and tuxedo cat in a garden stare inquisitively through a glass door

Inspection from the Idiot Patrol

04.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a poster for solar punk is a feeling shows a futuristic city ALT: a poster for solar punk is a feeling shows a futuristic city

Basically we all need to go full solarpunk ASAP.

04.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Trump in  meeting with speech bubbles such as 'Is the Supreme Leader dead?', 'No  Trump always looks like this'

Photo of Trump in meeting with speech bubbles such as 'Is the Supreme Leader dead?', 'No Trump always looks like this'

Private Eye nails it, as ever

04.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well they want to reinforce the narrative that we Jews are only safe in Israel so they can continue to punish people who justifiably criticise Israel, especially Muslim people, by calling it antisemitism and then posturing that this makes them better than 'The Left'

03.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tuxedo cat lying in a C shape

Tuxedo cat lying in a C shape

C for ...

03.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tuxedo cat with limbs and tail sticking out at different angles while he cleans himself

Tuxedo cat with limbs and tail sticking out at different angles while he cleans himself

Many-angled One

03.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought America didn't need no help from nobody so they'd better not expect anyone else to join in Operation Low Presidential Ratings and Don't Mention Epstein

03.03.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Leontyne Price sings "O Patria Mia" from AIDA by Giuseppe Verdi
Leontyne Price sings "O Patria Mia" from AIDA by Giuseppe Verdi YouTube video by vaimusic

90 seconds of perfection from the legendary Leontyne Price - such lovely tone right across her vocal range 😍

youtu.be/2U5xd-WcMeo?...

02.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm often explaining to non singers that I did not learn to do the vibrato... I had to learn to do less vibrato and then kind of learn to do it properly

02.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm don't believe Little Donnie Trump knows what to do with an incredibly ancient and cultured nation of over 90 million people

02.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf? This from the 'trans women just fetishistically create feminine stereotypes which oppresses women' crowd

02.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not only *did* they start this war, they have no idea how to finish it.

02.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 10664 πŸ” 2783 πŸ’¬ 895 πŸ“Œ 207

Doesn't surprise me

02.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself.
PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? 
PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way!

PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside.
VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud!

PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling.
MATTIE: Get bent, asshole!

PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort.
PUNDIT: Can you believe that language?
PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil.
PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky

02.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2389 πŸ” 555 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

Who I do feel sorry for are the basically indentured slaves in Dubai from places like Pakistan, who I don't imagine the authorities have bothered creating bomb shelters for

02.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0