It sounds like she doesn't trust you not to drop her if you're standing.
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It sounds like she doesn't trust you not to drop her if you're standing.
Brilliant. Crucial. Brave. ICYMI
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I want to see him walk in those! 😂 Does he shuffle? Does he have to curl his toes to keep them on? Does he (hopefully) have blisters?
Tbf, they're not the 'exact' same shoes or everyone would be three inches taller.
I can't remember my login and can't be arsed to figure it out.
A line of privates waiting to board a plane with a freakishly tall Barron tRump
#SendBarron
A line of privates waiting to board a plane with a freakishly tall Barron tRump
#SendBarron
"BuT i'M sOrRy!! 😭 iT'lL NEVER hApPeN aGaIn"
If I had a dollar for every time i heard that.. what can i say, I'm a slow learner, but I figured it out! I'm glad she did, too!
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Well look, it's your fault for getting cancer in the first place, so the least you could do is have the courtesy to get sick during regular office hours.
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You should send this beauty to team USA to congratulate them. I'm sure they'd treasure it more than the gold medal they stole. 🤭
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Indeed, they do!
That was certainly NOT the way I wanted to start my day. 😡 Stupid Americans.
Right? I've only had it on for a few minutes and I'm already stressed!
Good idea!
Omg. Wow. 🥺
It won't protect him from prosecution. If it ever gets that far.
Zappa definitely has some memorable song lyrics! 😆
I do!
Apparently 😆 say... could you tidy up a little while you're in there?
What are you doing in my head??!!? 😭
Did it look like this? 😂
You're a bum, you're a punk, you're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot
Happy Christmas, your arse, I pray God it's our last
The most Christmassy of all Christmas songs 😂
Canada wins another good medal!! Congratulations to Megan Oldham!!
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