Blake Dahlin

Can’t express how angry I am that I can’t look up sports highlights on YouTube anymore without filtering through fake AI generated garbage

So are tradwives allowed to shop at Costco or is that against the rules

Love having the car break down halfway to Portland

Pro tip don’t start cooking a meal that needs 6+ hrs of work three hours before you have plans

Am I enjoying the Tour de France Femmes because the racing is better or because I don’t have to listen to the worst commentators in the business anymore?

Ballard FC is the biggest little club the country.

Just amazing, sustained success on and off the pitch.

Stuck in a brewery that’s only playing Radiohead and Arcade Fire and I’m convinced this is a recession indicator

Got asked today how my summer /was/ and I was just not emotionally prepared for that sentence

There’s a lot of words to describe Quinn Simmons but “super domestique” aint it

On a slow recovery from my culture starved evangelical childhood and finally entering my Anthony Bourdain phase

The local Safeway just installed locks on all the ice cream freezers and I’m not kidding when I say I will do everything I can to never shop there again

Tough day out on course for the riders. Pulled double duty and put on the soigneur hat. Still managed a few pictures

You know you’re back in the IE when you spot someone decked out in Tapout

Bingo

Justice for equipo Kern Pharma

Received a vision of the Lisan al-ghaib last night and dreamed of a Pogacar Flanders-Roubaix double in rainbows

All I want is for the Tour of California to come back

At a restaurant and three midwestern sisters are in a HEATED debate about how to make the creamiest mashed potatoes

Experiencing mild culture shock in Vancouver from seeing umbrellas

Idk what it is lately but apparently stop signs and red lights are optional in Seattle now I guess

As we see these images of people crying at the border after the asylum system shut down, it is again worth considering how indescribably desperate a person must feel to travel with their children through the desert, across the water, or through the Darien Gap simply for the *possibility* of safety.

An unheard of week of sunny weather in January and instead of riding my bike I’m home sick for the first time in two years

Turns out democracy can die in broad daylight too

And I would also say Originalism is just fundamentalism applied to the Constitution. Turns out it’s pretty easy to project your worldview onto long dead authors who can’t talk back

Got asked today if I was “hitched to someone” and that might be one of my least favorite sentences ever

The problem with NA beer being good now is that nothing is stopping me from slamming a whole six pack

Trying to keep up with the Palisades fire on Twitter and realizing just how far gone that place is. Zero useful info but lots of far right b.s. and conspiracy theories

Seems like a good time to point out that social media has never been a good place to get your information and never will be...

Reaching that point of the cycling offseason where I might need to rewatch TDF Unchained