Real. I’ve never sculpted my calves as expeditiously as when I used this, the @lerrrgan.bsky.social, technique.
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Real. I’ve never sculpted my calves as expeditiously as when I used this, the @lerrrgan.bsky.social, technique.
What brainrot has stricken so many to believe it's okay to take speakerphone calls or facetime or listen to music and/or videos without headphones in coffee shops and other public (yet enclosed) spaces?
I try not to!
Real?
Real
Well, it looks like Nida Allam is not going to be the Dem nominee for NC House District 4, but she improved greatly on her 2022 numbers and hopefully sent a message to Foushee: we’re done with the milquetoast response to authoritarianism. Fight back or go away.
The horrors persist, but so do we!
Get out there and vote! Let’s get @nidaallam.bsky.social across the finish line, North Carolina 4th Congressional District!
This would be perfect for that guy who has two dicks.
Man this guy nailed it
I can’t go on, I’ll goon.
So… are you going to get the sugar or should I leave? You just keep holding that pose.
Imagine eating the tapeworm and then your tongue feels a little something and it’s an ass.
I’m good
A photo of Amanda Seyfried is shown beside a People magazine headline that reads “Amanda Seyfried Reveals She Wore a ‘Prosthetic Butthole’ for The Testament of Ann Lee”
Real?
Real!
Prove it!
It’s a condiments conference.
A week ago my coat was stolen and no one on Bluesky gave a shit. You’re all suspects now, I’m sorry to say.
Real?
Techno-pessimist!
Tag yourself. I’m Paul’s mustache.
Real?
Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.
From AAUP NC President Belle Boggs's blog, an explanation of the importance of academic freedom and a call to sign our petition to the UNC BOG not to pass the proposed Code revisions frogtroubletimes.substack.com/p/academic-f...
UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS!
Real
What to make of a night out with friends who joke early on that my nice coat will get stolen because I’m letting people who are cold wear it, and then later that night my nice coat gets stolen from out of a bar’s coat check.
Not sure. I want to believe.
direrection*
