shawn

im emotionally vulnerable af, what are some recent great comedy films or series

finally called it with the guy i’d been seeing because we’re just not compatible…oh well, back to the drawing board shall we 🙃

why is harry styles wembley ticket 200 quid a pop? no thanks 😮‍💨

one second im sad listening to coming up roses, the next second im shaking my ass to dance no more...you did it harry styles

a house burnt down giving you clarity to break up is very camp actually…iykyk

first nude of the year! have a juicy weekend ;)

concert etiquette has gone to hell…these girls just be drinking alc and chatting through the whole show…mind you, it’s the one and only raye and they paying her dust. the fucking disrespect.

why would it be, don’t be, i love it

jfc it’s so big

me: oh let’s take a 40 min nap
also me: 4.5 h later….open eyes…huh? where am i

bruh the toner that fucked me up was anua 77+ heartleaf. idk if i can trust em bastard ever again

thought i’d be adventurous and try a new toner and i regret it so much as it burns my face off…now my skin is red and inflamed and breaking the fuck out 😭

im omw!!

im away for 2 weeks so I redirect all my Royal Mail deliveries to later dates but what's the point if they gonna ignore that and just leaving all my stuff at my front porch for the rain to soak? cunt

survived a 16h flight but at what cost! im struggling to stay awake

ive been stressed tf out of my brain packing for my trip flying tmr, but tonight im gonna try to forget everything and shake my fat booty at magdalene bay concert 🙂‍↕️

ffs im going away for a 3 week trip and ykw…im gonna miss him. oh lord

so proud of the very young me who stanned gaga when everyone around me said she was weird and a freak. little monster for life

to make my 2026 clothing purchases more intentional, i cut out plastics (polyester, acrylic, nylon, PU) from consideration whenever possible. this has stopped SO MANY purchases, it’s crazy how much plastics in cheap fast (& even expensive slow) fashion

if you told me a year ago i’d be hand-making a valentines card while watching bridgerton i’ll call you bullshit but here i am doing exactly that 🙃

you want me hunting you down and making you strip

or we can share my pair together

thank you ☺️😘

no i still havent taken a single nude pic this year

idk why but i literally just googled 'is it raining too much' lmao

woken up with a bj and a facial, happy fcf i guess 🫣

cooking dinner for my date hope he likes spicy because it’ll be three chilli sign 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️

me and the guy i've been seeing just started watching twin peaks...so i hope we will date at least long enough to finish watching the series lol

idc what happened in your world but in my world gaga won aoty and soty

my expensive taste strikes again…am still looking for a nice everyday bag…saw one looking gorgeous on vinted and then on a closer look it’s a £24000 birkin 😭