Laura 🌱

Is it Halloween yet?

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I feel a tad less embarrassed now 😅

Is there a term or known syndrome for when you always end up inadvertently flirting with the food delivery driver because you're just so awkward at making small talk? 🫠🥲

Is anyone else eagerly awaiting cooler temperatures, pumpkin patches, ominous mansions, fog-laden fields of corn, autumn festivals, pumpkin pastries, Halloween, resplendent trees, the full moon in October, spooky films, and the heartwarming sound of crows in the distance?

Yes, and it was great to see him playing against type as a 'normal' character!

Hazelnut chocolate spread, if that makes it any better.

I've developed a serious breadsticks and chocolate spread habit. I know it could be a lot worse. But it could also be a lot better 🥬

Hey! Just wanted to say I watched both Heretic and Barbarian at the weekend and loved (if that's the right word...) both. Especially Barbarian - I haven't been able to stop thinking about it! Thanks so much for the recs 😁

Perfect weather for watching 'Rear Window' 🥵

Adding that too 😁

Ooh yes, I really liked House of the Devil. Somehow Heretic completely passed me by. Hugh Grant in a horror film?! 🤯 I've popped it on my Prime list - thanks!!

I love a good haunted house film... Or something psychologically spooky (if that's a thing 🤔)

Yes, all good! Thank you for asking 😊

Apparently I have a really straight spine, so that's some good news at least.

It's been aaaaages since I've watched a really good, spooky horror film... What would *you* recommend?

Why does a free coffee always taste better than one you paid for?

Rewatching all the 'Criminal' series on Netflix. See you in 100 years.

I just inhaled a 100g bar of chocolate in about 2 minutes, if you want to know how it's going.

If you want to insult someone in England you can just put words like “utter,” “total,” or “Grade A” before pretty much any inanimate object. Here are ten to get you started…

10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe

I hope you end up revisiting it for years and years, like me 😁

Love this book so much!

Mood

Getting Supernatural vibes from The Bondsman. I think I'm going to like it 💀

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Happy Birthday 🥳🎂 I hope Teddy is spoiling you!

Writing about shopping trolleys (sholleys, sholley trolleys...), and all I can hear in my head is this.

I'm rewatching 'The Tudors', and I'd forgotten just how cheesy it is. I love it.

I went to see Harry Hill on tour, and it was thrown into the audience after the show. This was the moment right before impact 😂

Hello 👋 Yes, I got attacked by a giant inflatable sausage last night.