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although I guess it wasn't a bullshit job, since I was the one who had to do it.

07.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was a peace corps volunteer in Bulgaria and once was pickpocketed in Sofia. The police officer took my statement, typed it up, printed it out, and then made me write it all out by hand EVEN THOUGH THEY ALREADY HAD IT ALL IN THE COMPUTER. i dare anyone to come up with a worse use of paper and time.

07.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it turned out he wasn't an alien after all!!!!

23.01.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the excerpts from his writings are unbelievably sad. This is a child whose mind was warped by hate. It's a shame hell doesn't exist because I don't think Candace Owens is capable of feeling shame and she'll never face any consequences for her actions.

23.01.2025 05:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Voyager time. Apparently Harry is an alien and they found his very creepy home planet.

23.01.2025 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was like FINALLY they're not being nice to these weasels. too good to last apparently

23.01.2025 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we love to see it

23.01.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.

23.01.2025 00:46 πŸ‘ 7880 πŸ” 749 πŸ’¬ 286 πŸ“Œ 204

URGENT: At least 4,700 people are incarcerated in four north county jails within the Hughes Fire evacuation warning zone.

22.01.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this guy is showing me the new oil filter like I care. just do it and stop talking to me.

22.01.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the "weird" talk was the only time I can recall that I felt that the Dems were on the right track. 😐

22.01.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm getting my oil changed at the drive through place where they try to upsell you constantly. πŸ™ƒ I've made some bad choices.

22.01.2025 21:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"President Donald Trump just announced that he is going to..."
Me:

22.01.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I dreamed I was arguing with a Nazi online and I came up with a banger insult. But now that I'm awake, I can't remember what it was.

anyway I definitely need to log off.

22.01.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

who all is on storygraph?

22.01.2025 04:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

watching Voyager and I've just realized that we need more episodes where tuvok investigates crimes.

22.01.2025 04:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.

Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.

21.01.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 14405 πŸ” 4514 πŸ’¬ 502 πŸ“Œ 1292
weird little dog in profile, looking to the left. her black and white speckled ears are very cute.

weird little dog in profile, looking to the left. her black and white speckled ears are very cute.

olive has the cutest ears of all the pups.

22.01.2025 04:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also awesome for CC, possibly the first North Bay native to be elected to the hall of fame??? v proud

22.01.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

been doing stuff. someone didn't vote for ichiro? lol what a dingus

22.01.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What better demonstrates that β€˜biological sex’ is but a social construct than the u.s. president needing to declare it to be binary by political fiat in order to uphold its legitimacy.

20.01.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

the worst thing they did!

21.01.2025 05:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there are few words I’ve come to loathe more than β€œbipartisan”

21.01.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 1122 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

my sister has been rewatching severance all day. I keep popping in and out and being surprised by plotlines I'd forgotten. I didn't think I needed to rewatch it because I remembered s1 fine. shows what I know.

21.01.2025 04:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dude, i paid $13 for eggs today!! last weekend I was at a farmstand and they were selling local free range eggs for $10 and I was like "damn, that's expensive". now I wish I'd bought them.

21.01.2025 04:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's some kind of bot activity but I don't understand what the point is.

21.01.2025 04:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
DMs from the listification app showing that I've been added to lists for maga trolls, porn bots, NSFW, and Zionist allies. none of which I am.

DMs from the listification app showing that I've been added to lists for maga trolls, porn bots, NSFW, and Zionist allies. none of which I am.

what is going on with this nonsense?

20.01.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a cool thing to do is not follow Trump's orders. be cool.

20.01.2025 06:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder

20.01.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 3706 πŸ” 1574 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 55

we saw Carmina Burana and now we are cursed to sing all ordinary sentences to the tune of O Fortuna. My sister just walked by singing about feeding the dog.

20.01.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0