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PASSION GAT DÉCOR FUCK YES
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Private Eye acknowledges the genius of our political commentariat.
![We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK, Maya and the Darlo nurses
Rod Liddle
At the height of the madness, from which I think we are now in merciful and terminal retreat, a Scottish schoolboy announced that he identified as a wolf and was apparently indulged in this fantasy by his teachers. There was a confusion here — a kind of ideologyversus-reality disconnect, as so often happens with lifestyle-left intersectional idiocies.
If the teachers had truly believed the child was a wolf he would have been separated from the rest of the pupils by extremely robust metal fencing and thrown chunks of raw bison every few hours. Of course the school did not do that, meaning that in truth, and contrary to the approved narrative, it did not really think he was a wolf.
At the same time reports surfaced of other British schools where kids were identifying as a multitude of creatures, real and imagined, such as cats, horses, dinosaurs and dragons. One assumes that in each case the schools responded similarly, by pretending to respect these expressions of the fictional condition “species dysphoria” but in reality not believing it for a minute. [Times]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyefpiziml7b24sxpd74axq7/bafkreigglphoukvf3nzz3cy7wvc6tigvtyllp2jv4b5viqr6llbqzfpzuy)
We are almost back to sanity in schools, thanks to JK, Maya and the Darlo nurses Rod Liddle At the height of the madness, from which I think we are now in merciful and terminal retreat, a Scottish schoolboy announced that he identified as a wolf and was apparently indulged in this fantasy by his teachers. There was a confusion here — a kind of ideologyversus-reality disconnect, as so often happens with lifestyle-left intersectional idiocies. If the teachers had truly believed the child was a wolf he would have been separated from the rest of the pupils by extremely robust metal fencing and thrown chunks of raw bison every few hours. Of course the school did not do that, meaning that in truth, and contrary to the approved narrative, it did not really think he was a wolf. At the same time reports surfaced of other British schools where kids were identifying as a multitude of creatures, real and imagined, such as cats, horses, dinosaurs and dragons. One assumes that in each case the schools responded similarly, by pretending to respect these expressions of the fictional condition “species dysphoria” but in reality not believing it for a minute. [Times]
Reminder that Rob Liddle said he couldn't be a teacher because he would try to rape the kids
Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
Donald J. Trump.
President of the United States.
Classy as ever.
FUCK YEAH TECHNIQUE NEW ORDER
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LEFTISM LEFTFIELD
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A screenshot of an opinion by Oliver Kornetzke from August 18th, 2025. There’s a photo of a tired, bloated Donald trump over the opinion that reads: behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill fitting suit: the sleeves of economy, man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a clansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, and the greed of a hedge fund ghoul – all spray painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a country fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been – arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed, exalted as ambition, and corruption worship like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol, proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spike, it doesn’t just lose its soul – it shits out this bloated, obscenity, and calls it a leader.
Reupping this cause it’s evergreen and I feel better knowing someone out there called him out like this
24% of people who voted Labour at the last general election now plan to
vote Green or Lib Dem.
0% of those who voted Reform at the last election now plan to vote Labour.
Football's BEST VAR Moments
SUPREMES STONED LOVE
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LEFTFIELD RELEASE THE PRESSURE
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ETIENNE DECRECY AM I WRONG
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Earlier this year, a new club-buying app called FC100,000 was launched to considerable unmerited fanfare. It failed to buy Scunthorpe, but promised it would transform football ownership. But sometime in the last fortnight, its website was deleted and one of the two founders resigned.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
EAST 17 it’s Alright
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After another week of banging on about immigration, Keir Starmer's ratings fall to their lowest ever level.
At what point do Labour strategists start to think that maybe this isn't quite the winning strategy they believed?
How to ruin one of the most iconic shirts in international football
He’s dead
He engineered a war built on deception & falsified intelligence. Under his direction, over 200,000 Iraqi civilians were killed, & studies estimate up to 650,000 total deaths by 2006. His policies privatized war, normalized torture, & destabilized an entire region for a generation. Rest in piss!
The UAE where hugging in public can get you arrested, where human rights barely exist, where foreign workers are routinely abused, where critics of the regime routinely disappear, where an Indian nanny was shot by firing squad in March & where marital rape is not a criminal offence but being gay is.
We're now at "black people aren't British". Open sewer racism. Look forward to seeing him on QT again soon.
GRANDMASTER FLASH AND MELLE MEL WHITE LINES
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PULP DIFFERENT CLASS
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EARTH WIND AND FIRE LET’S GROOVE
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Poppy pizzas, clearly not quiches before you pipe up. Regurgitated from my Twitter account
We will fight them on the quiches
You know what we don't talk enough about?
The Hoff on German TV (obvs) singing the delightfully schlock 'Everybody Sunshine' with, let me check...
An abundance of kids, a big blue cat, a haunting bear-like creature on a swing, a bagpiper and a backing singer putting in WAY too much effort.
It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.
Labour MPs have no business wallowing in self-pity like they are the ones suffering.
If they don't have the gumption to call time on Keir Starmer, then they'll have no right to complain when, in three years' time, the country calls time on the Labour party.
