Jennifer ( she / her ) ズルい 🐡

ikr. rip geocities; we knew thee well 🍷

This is a new one.

We authors for a while were plagued with scams disguised as book clubs. "Hi we picked your book for our book club" followed by "we need a lot of money."

Today: I got an email purportedly from another AUTHOR.

It's definitely a scam. These are so painfully cruel.

there are no emojis for this

ikr. shocking behaviour from a trusted moot 😱😱😱

💕😇💕

DEAL 🤝

me with a time machine needs better hobbies.

maybe we were wrong all along.

maybe it's actually russia that's living in the future.

I can't believe you can 💜 individual comments now /stares into the distance

"flower crowns" good lord, we really are back in 2016

Shameful that Parliament makes no effort to rein in Farage or Cox to reasonable levels (= £40k on an MP’s salary). F & C clearly are full time on non-Parliament tasks.
And utterly dixgraceful that a massive Labour majority & a supposed Labour government does no reform at all. (Diagram Harry Eccles)

Obvs not the Gestapo bit.

I love everything about this. It's just. Beautiful.

QUALITY CONTENT 🍿

3 Australians involved.

good to know, muriel.

rip 🙏 (alt: "bless you", which basically means the same, no?)

EVEN BETTER 🔥🍹🔥

ーhas BlueSky had the whole "does the Bible count as RPF" discourse yet

"Cocktails at night" yes good, drink all the non-$20 cocktails your liver can tolerate 🍸

Various photos of Vietnamese scenery

I still can’t quite believe I’m travelling in Vietnam with my adult daughters, who have organised everything! Cocktails at night, massages during the day and breathtaking scenery. Oh, and the food!

“The laziest of simmers” is a fucking great cooking instruction.

now, is it possible that most of my being bitter is because kanji?

yes. absolutely.

what did I just read 😑

"ten nights of dreams" yeAAH OF THE HALLUCINOGENIC VARIETY

I s2g the only way to make 夢十夜 make sense is touching grass

but of the illicit kind. And given I've no experience in the matter, even that I cannot guarantee.

I still haven't fully recovered from that one Japanese literature class I took at uni 😭

a very, very special fuck you to Natsume Souseki in particular 🫡

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"It survived a fire" good lord

"and homelessness" 🫂

coughs

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