jordie3000

Going to the ocean do you need anything

No — wait, what month is it

Uhh April 1805

Shit dude, Napoleon is master of Europe,

So

So only the British fleet stands before him

What’s your point

Bro,

UCSF shouldn’t allow him back either

Allegedly

I had no idea I am only a little older than Raiders of the Lost Ark but goodness gracious

Sometimes that snark is the (secondary) reason for the alt-text season

@ucsfhealth.bsky.social @ucsfcancer.bsky.social @ucsfsurgery.bsky.social @ucsfmedicine.bsky.social
what are you doing (beyond covering your asses like weenies) letting Vinay Prasad back, dude’s bad for health,

You could try Chubbies, they’re for dudes but if hips aren’t a huge issue then they might work for you

This is actually what gave the Wachowskis the idea in the first place

Yeah, today’s was very much a “phew” 6/6 moment for me

It’s a terrible picture, too, it’s a good thing she’s not running again or I’d say fire the stylist

panel one: fake king on screen with guns and gems, crying “Save me!” panel two: Swan Boy angrily telling his phone “No!” panel three: Swan Boy grimly vowing “Sic semper tyrannis.”

Nothin wrong with being small so long as you accept it and don’t whine when someone calls you on your bullshit

Plenty of hard people are under 5’10”, but none of them act like this dweeb

“lmao”, even

But only the potholes they have to drive over, why should they have to pay for a pothole they’ll personally never crack a wheel in

At least put it in a plastic bag or something, good god

Alternately, a Latina grandmother with her chanclas

Can anyone tell me what edition of Arkham Asylum this is? I can’t find an isbn on it. It’s got a slightly padded leather cover.

My feed goes from 2 hours ago to 5 days ago

What is this, Facebook

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i miss twitter sometimes

Chronicles of Riddick is decent if you shut your brain off and let the ridiculous wash over you

Robot wannabes

See: Grok

Enjoy your new cat

“FLORIDA STATE PRISON” but give it time

Screen grab from “The Hunt for Red October” where Pelt is asking the Soviet ambassador if they’ve lost another submarine

Yes

I saw them in, like, 2001 or something, Joe Cocker opened

I don’t know where I was going with that other than I did have to check and see if they could do a reprise of that tour (they cannot, he’s been dead for 12 years)

Grats to her for unflappably staying on-message like this is a move but it’s still a civil offense you’re treating as if it’s a high crime

Jesus Christ but those are terrible ideas, oh god