the "you can always do an italian accent" meme edited to say "you can always root against the Pats" "it's never wrong"
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the "you can always do an italian accent" meme edited to say "you can always root against the Pats" "it's never wrong"
lmao
is it good when we have to assure people that we can sustain a long war a week after it began
SIGMA baby Binky Boy got BLANKIE mogged by Gerbicular right before NAP TIME, losing massive AURA and causing him to drop in the TOP BABY ranks. Fans are left wondering if he'll cry for MOMMY or reclaim DAYCARE LEADER status
normal guy in animated film eating burger in a normal way. sucking on his fingers
pixel fonts are so cool, i like the bigger font. my favorite of all time is probably super mario rpg www.spriters-resource.com/snes/smarior...
yeah you wouldn't dare say this to me irl. come to my bathroom and say it to my face
put up a second photo of falafel next to it
TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today
mark cope
the cardinals gather around the painting and play a game called “the last supper”
also really funny that he called it twitter
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
i'm going to ask him if i can install linux
hayao miyazaki holding his head and glasses in exasperation, eyes closed and an unlit cigarette in his mouth
the IT guy came by our desks and said we need to upgrade our computers to windows 11
he killed the chatter with that last line
it’s cool that there’s like a hundred different morons on twitter who can get mad at something stupid and change national policy with their posts
calvin and hobbes comic strip first panel depicts calvin and his dad at an ATM, calvin asks "how do bank machines work?" second panel depicts calvin's dad pointing at the ATM, he says "well, let's say you want 25 dollars. you punch in the amount ..." third panel depicts calvin and his dad in front of the ATM, his dad says "... and behind the machine there's a guy with a printing press who makes the money and sticks it out this slot" fourth and final panel depics calvin and his dad leaving, calvin asks "sort of like the guy who live sup in our garage and opens the door?" and his dad replies "exactly"
dawning on me that ai is just calvin's dad
there's a new trend among young people called "microliving" they close their eyes for a few seconds and experience a rich and fulfilling life from start to finish in their minds. birth. friendship. love. heartbreak. joy. loss. grief. death. but how does this affect their productivity at work
my latest project, using ai to build hyperlocal prediction markets, has just received $1000000000 in funding. now you can bet on what your coworker jeff will have for lunch. i don't see any problems with this business model
silksong, spire 2, hades 2, lots of games i haven’t played in the last year i want to stream. i’ll post about it ahead of time, likely a night time stream now
think i might stream slay the spire 2 when it comes out!
was playing video games tonight. did not hear any car horns, fireworks, cheering, etc outside so i know it didn’t happen. maybe next time. maybe soon
the children yearn for hoop and stick
hey sometimes you need three people to write an article about a mayoral candidate's college application from 2009. it happens
isn't this the guy that used a nazi as a source for a report about mamdani's college admissions application lol
CHAD SOPHIST Polus has FALLEN in the rankings after being THOUGHT MOGGED by THINKMAXXER Socrates, who argues it is better to suffer an injustice than to commit one, causing Polus to CRASH OUT in front of the Athenian orators
reddit post titled “I was walk-logged by chad this morning.” I was walking to work this morning when this 6"2 dude with square jaw and strong chin came out of nowhere. he's dragging a luggage plus a laptop bag but he was outwalking me. I generally walk pretty fast but this guy was outpacing me so i tried to keep up by walking immediately behind him to minimise air resistance. After walking like that for a while he noticed and asked me why i was walking so close behind him and i told him i was drafting. He just went "oh ok" and kept on going. After even more he arrived at an office building and was greeted by a stacy who asked me who i was. Chad said i was just drafting as i said thank you and kept walking. In the distance i heard stacy said "something something weirdo" and Chad said "he's just drafting". the end
pretty sure this was from like ten years ago lol
