oh that’s weird, our incessant “cost cutting” drive where we sacked all our journalists and now produce unreadable AI slop hasn’t worked…. Don’t worry though we’ll just cut costs further. What’s that sorry? Produce half-decent output that adds value? Nah www.ajbell.co.uk/news/article...
just saw it was 10 past 12 and dropped my cheese thinking I’d accidentally missed the statement - crisis averted. Sounds like it might be the Spring Under-Statement but we’ll see!!
me, a serious journalist, standing in my kitchen in my dressing gown cutting myself slices of double Gloucester cheese at midday while Whatsapping economists
not me writing 50 articles about the upcoming self assessment filing deadline and then personally missing the self assessment filing deadline
The Carney speech is worth reading in full: globalnews.ca/news/1162087...
Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.
New York City turned OUT.
@handsoffnyc.bsky.social ✊❤️
Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
ABC reporting a “period of rising tension between the United States and Venezuela”
Venezuela hasn’t done anything. There is no rising tension, it’s just Trump.
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
So we just accept this then? This is a legitimate use of technology going forward? This vile individual's account is just prompt after prompt asking Al to alter real-life images of women. The law needs to catch up with technology now - because we can't trust these tech companies to police themselves
And this is why I do not listen to podcasts
well they certainly won’t get any with that 🫣
Sorry but what on earth is going on - £35k a year to be the *senior editor* of a respected trade magazine, based three days a week in central London? And companies complain about a lack of strong candidates - you’ll only get juniors applying if you advertise junior-level salaries 🤯
I have a lot of respect for the Knives Out movies just as an exercise in people making solid B+ level entertainment where everyone seems to be enjoying the experience without it needing it to win Oscar’s or make 3 billion dollars. It’s like going to a good steakhouse.
Obviously Cherwell Valley Greggs has run out of everything, because we can’t have nice things
Driving in the UK is a joyless and thankless experience
Driving home from family Christmas and frankly I give up, the M40 has defeated me. Might spend the night crying in my car at Cherwell Valley services
Farmers' anger grows as Australian beeffloods into Britain Meat imports surge 80pc as free- trade deal sparks criticism over impact on local producers
This is literally what the Telegraph campaigned for.
This guy disarming the terrorist at Bondi Beach, Australia, can only be described as hero.
pretty sure I’ve never seen this once in 10 years living in London 🌈😵
“[Brexit] choked business investment, shattered economic resilience, strangled trade, shrunk the economy and left every single one of us poorer” 💯
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
This budget could have been a pdf
What do you mean sorry?
What a shitshow obr.uk/docs/dlm_upl...
