Dave

What a needy bitch

Magic?

1 rest day in 13 is not the way to life my best life 😵‍💫
TFI FRIDAY 🙌🏻

Oh he didn’t propose to me 😆
I was on the beach alone.
He was on TV, The Traitors UK, talking about proposing to his bf.

Matt talking about proposing on picturesque Luskentyre Beach just made me love him even more. @yermatty.bsky.social

Icon. 📱 🔥

😮

And I don’t even have to pay a monthly subscription 👏🏻

Farraz loves a grape 🍇

Playout issues again with #TheTraitors. Can someone check the remaining tapes? 😄

I’ve had bigger!

Is it too early for a Christmas Day load?

Have to ensure the correct legal entity so payment is smooth when I win the million.

£64 and a lucky dip! Thank you Jesus 🙌🏻

Amazon coming through to help us gays fund Christmas x

When somebody suggests I could downsize and get an electric car.

*Decline*

Since when did banks close at 3pm?! Jesus Christ.
I’ve had this cheque since July 😆

I was always frustrated with the narrative when they were introduced “to hold Chief Constables to account”.
But they always were. To the little known or understood local police authority. Quietly getting on with the job.

It’s officially winter. The heating is ON.

Prince Andrew moving house isn’t going to have any impact on your life. It isn’t going to fix any of your problems.

Manhunt for asylum seeker jailed for sexual assault mistakenly released Ethiopian national Hadush Kebatu sparked nationwide protests after sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl.

🤦🏻‍♂️

Manhunt after asylum seeker jailed for Epping sexual assault mistakenly released from jail www.bbc.com/news/article...

And what’s the lesson here?
What does Dave always say?

Obsessed with Charlotte Church and Tom Daley having a tits off at a funeral #celebritytraitors

Claudia: Wear your mourning attire

Tom Daley: Black shirt open to the navel

#CelebrityTraitors

Iconic side eye from Tom Daley there oh my god

#thecelebritytraitors

Can someone make a gif of Tom Daley looking at Kate Garraway at the graveyard!! #CelebrityTraitors

Gay Labour MP becomes youngest UK minister in almost 200 years Gay Labour MP Keir Mather has become the youngest government minister since William Gladstone almost 200 years ago.

Keir Mather has been appointed as parliamentary under-secretary of state in the Department for Transport.

How about a JAECOO?

The Celebrity Traitors will launch on Wednesday 8th October at 9pm on BBC One and iPlayer.