Better mean they intend on poaching
Tyler Linderbaum away from the Ravens. The line doesn’t just need to get better next year.
It needs to be LIGHT YEARS better.
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Better mean they intend on poaching
Tyler Linderbaum away from the Ravens. The line doesn’t just need to get better next year.
It needs to be LIGHT YEARS better.
Yeah but whose team is it?
Jaylen Brown’s or Jayson Tatum’s?
NO. WHOSE TEAM IS IT?
Coming up tomorrow on First Take
Tyler’s Bullshit Undercooked lamb Inedible shallot-leek butter sauce Utter lack of cohesion
Has he considered the possibility that an employee’s long commute could lead to something like this?
I need to know his thoughts on the cannoli from Mike’s Pastry in the North End.
“Hey man how’s it going what’s your name?”
“Markwayne.”
“Mark… Wayne?”
“No. Markwayne.”
I just learned that Lauryn Hill went to
Zach Braff’s Bar Mitzvah cuz they were friends in high school
🤯
He’s so deep in the closet his whole body is gonna get pushed out a gloryhole on the back wall like sausage filling through a Cuisinart stand mixer attachment.
I was so unprepared for what that Nazi Dariel Gonzalez looks like.
What if Harry Potter was a vehemently closeted Cuban florist/tap dance instructor…
Is she trying to say unconditional surrender is just like, a state of mind man?
Someone please mass produce “I did this, but like for real, unlike Biden who didn’t do this” Trump stickers for gas station pumps.
I recommend him doing his weird jacking off 2 dicks dance for the sticker.
I’m sure Christian Gonzalez will be terrified to cover DJ Moore twice a year the next couple seasons.
Apparently the Pocahontas “joke” for
Elizabeth Warren only works if it’s both racist AND misogynistic.
Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.
I’m sure they think republican truth telling is criminal but I’m fairly certain that’s not actually in the federal penal code.
Ask him about his Nazi tattoo.
You’ll start detecting some.
ESPN was inspired by NBC’s throwback coverage last Tuesday so they’re doing ‘2022 Talking Head Take Week’.
Tomorrow on NFL Live the topic du jour, “Is Patrick Mahomes already greater than Tom Brady?”.
Fucking coward.
It’s called levitation Holmes.
Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh
Made sure to keep your special little phone privileges huh?
“Nobody questions the success of the military operation…”
There’s a 0% chance Clark and Paige aren’t the starting backcourt.
