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@shaqapopolis

Padres/burritos/no longer A’s/IPA’s Wake up people, team bidet!

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I once had students write a profile of someone over 50 and then research a historical event that affected the subject.

One day, a young man came into class and said, “Did you know they rationed gas in the 70s & had a 55 mph speed limit?

Yes, yes I did.

09.03.2026 04:12 👍 45 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 2
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Fuck John Fisher front and center. 👌🏽

08.03.2026 23:52 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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Luis Arráez hit 2 home runs and 2 doubles and scored 4 runs and drove in 5 runs as Venezuela defeated Israel, 11-3.

08.03.2026 17:27 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
Photo taken from a passenger car window showing a man wearing full camo biking along side the road. the bike is towing a dead deer, indicating the man is a hunter. in the background there is a burger king parking lot wherein a man is throwing up next to a car.

Photo taken from a passenger car window showing a man wearing full camo biking along side the road. the bike is towing a dead deer, indicating the man is a hunter. in the background there is a burger king parking lot wherein a man is throwing up next to a car.

once and a while i like to share my favorite photo of all time

27.02.2026 18:47 👍 1796 🔁 217 💬 68 📌 82

You know, @mlb.com, lotta baseball fans here on Bluesky, the official sports app and a lot of great posting.

And it’s just too bad you’re not here, too.

Oh well.

08.03.2026 05:56 👍 543 🔁 50 💬 6 📌 3

Or you know Walker, you probably tore through the last of the surgical scarring and voila ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

08.03.2026 00:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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😂…Fuck John Fisher!

06.03.2026 23:41 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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a woman with glasses says that guy is the worst on peacock ALT: a woman with glasses says that guy is the worst on peacock
06.03.2026 19:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below her ALT: a woman holding a cup of coffee with the words exactly written below her
06.03.2026 18:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I shit you not a relative of mine blamed Bush 1 recession on policies done by Carter, so I'm hoping people post the replies of how this isn't his fault either

06.03.2026 18:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Rad (and it's for charity!)

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

06.03.2026 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 16525 🔁 3354 💬 259 📌 175

I just woke up 30 minutes ago and don't seem to have missed anything

06.03.2026 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bob Nightengale © @BNightengale • 1m
Three of the game's greatest HR hitters: Aaron Judge, Cal Raleigh and Tarik Skubal

[picture of Judge, Raleigh and Schwarber]

Bob Nightengale © @BNightengale • 1m Three of the game's greatest HR hitters: Aaron Judge, Cal Raleigh and Tarik Skubal [picture of Judge, Raleigh and Schwarber]

this is why he's the fucking GOAT

05.03.2026 18:28 👍 134 🔁 27 💬 9 📌 15
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From the Padres community on Reddit: Anyone know the player? Explore this post and more from the Padres community

www.reddit.com/r/Padres/s/E...

06.03.2026 03:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Play Organ is just a whole bunch of sloppy Slappy

05.03.2026 23:12 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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a man says i 'm gonna go get the papers in a dark room ALT: a man says i 'm gonna go get the papers in a dark room
06.03.2026 00:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

05.03.2026 21:09 👍 3799 🔁 1766 💬 405 📌 346
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 👍 7232 🔁 1133 💬 126 📌 125

Printable WBC schedule with times & networks if anyone wants it img.mlbstatic.com/mlb-images/i...

05.03.2026 16:35 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
BMX Fight Scene from movie The Lady is The Boss (1983)
BMX Fight Scene from movie The Lady is The Boss (1983) YouTube video by Roda Roda BMX

OMG this is awesome beyond belief

03.03.2026 07:30 👍 30 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 1
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a man with a mustache and a vest says i 've abandoned my child ALT: a man with a mustache and a vest says i 've abandoned my child

You every day for however long you're on vacation thinking about your cats

05.03.2026 09:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a woman in a white wig is dancing in front of a comedy sign ALT: a woman in a white wig is dancing in front of a comedy sign
05.03.2026 09:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🐖

05.03.2026 04:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely

04.03.2026 19:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jules Winnfield had kinder words for the motherfuckers he was about to whack in Pulp Fiction than Becca Balint has for Noem here (the full clip is worth a listen).

04.03.2026 19:35 👍 1326 🔁 237 💬 33 📌 11
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a man with curly hair is hanging on a cross with the words `` always look on the bright side of life '' . ALT: a man with curly hair is hanging on a cross with the words `` always look on the bright side of life '' .
04.03.2026 19:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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New Padres beer?

04.03.2026 05:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I was reminded today that we should just put Japan in charge

04.03.2026 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am in the powerhouse of the bay area!! (Went down for another hour)

04.03.2026 00:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0