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My life story…

Do Something funny! I need new material to write a comic! Playing Magic with me can get pretty annoying. cardboard-crack.com

Playing Magic With Me #MTG

Look what I found! An old pack of Chronicles! Wow, that brings back memories. Open it! See what sweet cards it has! Let's see Teleport, Rabid Wombat, Wall of Heat... Is one of those supposed to be the rare? This is the set that almost killed Magic? Cardboard-crack.com

Chronicles Pack #MTG

March’s animated token of the month is cats! Get your copies by signing up before the end of the month at Patreon.com/CardboardCrack

Another mail day? Yeah, I found a store that keeps listing cards online for way under market value. I buy up the cards every time they're posted. It' s amazing! Wow! What's the name of the store? We're friends!! Remember?! Nobody is that good of friends. Cardboard-crack.com

Found a Store #MTG

Today is the last chance to get this token!

Why wasn't anything at the weapons store a good fit for Raphael? They didn't have his sais! Why did Michelangelo get in trouble at the monastery? They didn't like his nun-chucks! Why didn't Krang go to the party? He had no-body to go with! I opened a foil pizza land! That's some dough! We need you to leave this prerelease. Cardboard-crack.com

TMNT Prerelease #MTG

You play Magic? Isn't that the game with a Black Lotus? Yeah. Do you have one? Uh, no. Wow, you must have a Black Lotus, right? So do you have a Black Lotus? No. Why are you selling everything you own for a Black Lotus?! There's no good reason! I have a great reason! Cardboard-crack.com

Black Lotus #MTG

5 days left if you’d like to get this token!

I Know the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are supposed to like gross pizza toppings, but I have issues with this new set's artwork. Pizza is one of the tastiest and most universally loved dishes in the world. But somehow every card shows a slimy, stringy mess that is absolutely disgusting. How could they desecrate pizza like this? I don't Know what you're talking about. See?! No pizza looks like that!! Cardboard-crack.com

Pizza #MTGxTMNT #MTG

What’s your card of choice?…

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Wow, Premodern is really starting to take off. Are you excited? I guess I thought you loved Premodern. What's the matter? Premodern was supposed to get popular after I Finished getting all the staples! Cardboard-crack.com

Premodern Popularity #MTG

Why don't you have your deck! I just resleeved it. So where is it? The new sleeves were too slippery... ...so my boyfriend is shuffling the deck until the sleeves are perfectly worn and ready to play. That's so sweet! Wow, you must have it bad! Cardboard-crack.com

New Sleeves #MTG

Less than 2 weeks left if you want to get this token!

Did you see that figure skater Amber Glenn plays Magic? Yeah, it's fun to see Magic get some mainstream recognition. Since she likes Magic and foil cards, you would think she'd be in a different Olympic sport. Which one? Curling! Cardboard-crack.com

Amber Glenn #MTG

Some people can’t resist…

...so that completes our lesson. Yes, Tom? غذ 365 X 14 1460 365 5110 1537 + 27 1564 Oh Tom, what a silly question! 365 1니 1460 365 5110 What's the point of learning all these numbers? Let's just count to ten. Tom, years later... I attack with Blighted Agent. Cardboard-crack.com

Counting #MTG

February’s animated token of the month is thopters! Get your copies by joining at Patreon.com/CardboardCrack

Kamigawa was Known as a poorly selling set, but Neon Dynasty was awesome. You Know what this means? What? Lorwyn was also not received very well at the time, but Lorwyn Eclipsed has been a blast. We need to return to Alara! Yes! Cardboard-crack.com

Returns #MTG

And some people say there’s no such thing as true love…

No extra charge for international shipping (I keep getting this question)

Today is the last chance to get this animated token!

Even though you were one of the best Magic players ever, you were an even better person. The legend of the German Juggernaut will not be forgotten. RIP Kai cardboard-crack.com

Kai #MTG

Only a handful of spots left for this. No additional charge for international shipping!

Watcha doin'? Sometimes there's nothing better than relaxing with a beer and sorting cards. You drink beer out of a sippy cup? Let's just Say I learn from past experience! Cardboard-crack.com

Sorting #MTG

Can you speak whale?

5 days left to get my goblin token!

Before we play, I got you ice cream. That's so nice! How did you know I like salted caramel? When you play Magic you always have salty scoops! Cardboard-crack.com

Ice Cream #MTG

Due to a mistake on my part, I have to offer a new token for January. The token of the month is now goblin! Get your pledge in by Jan 31st to get 2 copies Patreon.com/CardboardCrack