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Matt Golden πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@emgolden

Editor, writer, creative roustabout. Lover of horror. He/him. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind. SW-7327-6931-1118 https://linktr.ee/emgolden

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God. Can you imagine being tasked with trying to live-translate this buffoon’s demented ramblings to your own country’s leader? I can’t blame anyone for buffering while they try to process his whatever-the-hells to make sense for their own president.

07.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

QTP with a gif of a powerful woman

07.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Slurs have more agency in a NYT headline than cops do in a police shooting.

07.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1097 πŸ” 171 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 6

He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 6092 πŸ” 873 πŸ’¬ 192 πŸ“Œ 19
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Trump: "A lot of our people were walking around without legs"

06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 3173 πŸ” 816 πŸ’¬ 593 πŸ“Œ 392

We have never once discussed the lack of funding of the arts in schools like this.

06.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Picking up my grandmother’s copy of 4PM and reading β€œThe Sun Dog” is what got me into horror. It still feels cursed.

06.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Add meeee, I wanna peep on your island with my prevert goggles

06.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why does the Hutt have abs

06.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Colloquial phrase updated for modern usage

06.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGentlemen, you can’t agree in here, this is the Peace Room!” – Pete Hegseth, probably

06.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the same people who apparently thought Thanos was the good guy. Media literacy is not just dead, it was murdered in a method most foul and its corpse was strip-mined for parts by these cultural Burkes and Hares.

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She looks like she’s about to haul off and punch Jennifer Jolie in the face

06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mike Flanagan Adds 11 Frequent Collaborators To New β€˜Exorcist’ Movie Universal's new 'Exorcist' movie from director Mike Flanagan has added 11 of his frequent collaborators to its cast, Deadline can report exclusively.

Thrilled to be back on set with so many of my favorite actors.

05.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 827 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 49

I think that’s how financial TV works, yeah

06.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100% not the point but why is a harshly lit live-action Mr. Magoo screaming this information at me while holding the world’s most cartoonishly unkempt sheaf of papers?

06.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Baby, the OG nazis had Coco Chanel, you have red baseball caps in times new roman, you can’t even evil correctly you necrotic buffoon

06.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are a million things each day he does that are worse but very few that are more embarrassing than him constantly trying to franchise his fascism

06.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Add meeee, I wanna peep on your island with my prevert goggles

06.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU HAD ONE JOB, PHIL. ONE JOB.

RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN, PHIL.

06.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could someone please explain to me exactly a β€œpolitically correct” war is? Because from context the only thing I can ascertain is β€œan armed conflict in which we don’t *actively attempt* to commit war crimes.”

06.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quoth the Truth Social post,
β€œNoevermore”

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

George Orwell did not say this.

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How can Sen. Markwayne Mullin be in charge of homeland security? The man can’t even stop a second name from invading his first name!

05.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noem’s being sent to play in a big gravel pit upstate.

05.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! πŸŽ‚

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I answered tomorrow half of these would change.

05.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Top 10 favorite horror movies?

I can only whittle down to 10 that would easily land in my greatest films of all time list, and I don’t rank from there.

πŸͺ“ The Shining
πŸ₯€ Doctor Sleep
πŸ₯š Alien
🏚️ The Haunting
πŸ”ͺ Scream
❀️‍πŸ”₯ Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
πŸ“Ί Ghostwatch
πŸ“Ό The Stone Tape
🀑 Poltergeist
πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ The Fog

05.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

What ABOUT his meyehn?!

05.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0