God. Can you imagine being tasked with trying to live-translate this buffoonβs demented ramblings to your own countryβs leader? I canβt blame anyone for buffering while they try to process his whatever-the-hells to make sense for their own president.
07.03.2026 19:22
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QTP with a gif of a powerful woman
07.03.2026 11:59
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Slurs have more agency in a NYT headline than cops do in a police shooting.
07.03.2026 01:48
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06.03.2026 23:49
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He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.
06.03.2026 23:11
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Trump: "A lot of our people were walking around without legs"
06.03.2026 23:13
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We have never once discussed the lack of funding of the arts in schools like this.
06.03.2026 23:04
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Picking up my grandmotherβs copy of 4PM and reading βThe Sun Dogβ is what got me into horror. It still feels cursed.
06.03.2026 22:44
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Add meeee, I wanna peep on your island with my prevert goggles
06.03.2026 14:02
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why does the Hutt have abs
06.03.2026 19:11
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Colloquial phrase updated for modern usage
06.03.2026 08:16
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βGentlemen, you canβt agree in here, this is the Peace Room!β β Pete Hegseth, probably
06.03.2026 16:19
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These are the same people who apparently thought Thanos was the good guy. Media literacy is not just dead, it was murdered in a method most foul and its corpse was strip-mined for parts by these cultural Burkes and Hares.
06.03.2026 15:45
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She looks like sheβs about to haul off and punch Jennifer Jolie in the face
06.03.2026 15:41
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I think thatβs how financial TV works, yeah
06.03.2026 14:48
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100% not the point but why is a harshly lit live-action Mr. Magoo screaming this information at me while holding the worldβs most cartoonishly unkempt sheaf of papers?
06.03.2026 14:18
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Baby, the OG nazis had Coco Chanel, you have red baseball caps in times new roman, you canβt even evil correctly you necrotic buffoon
06.03.2026 14:14
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There are a million things each day he does that are worse but very few that are more embarrassing than him constantly trying to franchise his fascism
06.03.2026 14:05
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Add meeee, I wanna peep on your island with my prevert goggles
06.03.2026 14:02
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YOU HAD ONE JOB, PHIL. ONE JOB.
RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN, PHIL.
06.03.2026 01:58
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Could someone please explain to me exactly a βpolitically correctβ war is? Because from context the only thing I can ascertain is βan armed conflict in which we donβt *actively attempt* to commit war crimes.β
06.03.2026 01:39
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Quoth the Truth Social post,
βNoevermoreβ
05.03.2026 19:24
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George Orwell did not say this.
05.03.2026 19:15
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How can Sen. Markwayne Mullin be in charge of homeland security? The man canβt even stop a second name from invading his first name!
05.03.2026 19:09
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Noemβs being sent to play in a big gravel pit upstate.
05.03.2026 19:04
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Happy birthday! π
05.03.2026 18:31
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If I answered tomorrow half of these would change.
05.03.2026 10:25
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Top 10 favorite horror movies?
I can only whittle down to 10 that would easily land in my greatest films of all time list, and I donβt rank from there.
πͺ The Shining
π₯ Doctor Sleep
π₯ Alien
ποΈ The Haunting
πͺ Scream
β€οΈβπ₯ Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
πΊ Ghostwatch
πΌ The Stone Tape
π€‘ Poltergeist
π΄ββ οΈ The Fog
05.03.2026 10:05
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What ABOUT his meyehn?!
05.03.2026 09:00
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