Yer Average Dude

As a denim 𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐨, your outfit looks great to me!

It looks like you’re on the freight elevator and reacting to this 😅

I’m not a medical professional, had to search on net for this…

“certain antidepressants can cause bruising, particularly selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs) and serotonin and norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors (SNRIs).”

bob the builder is standing in front of a wooden fence and saying " i think it must be time for lunch " Alt: bob the builder is standing in front of a wooden fence and saying " i think it must be time for lunch "

Bob the builder, can we eat?

a cartoon chicken says oh my god with a surprised look on its face Alt: a cartoon chicken says oh my god with a surprised look on its face

😍 🥰

Yes…yes. It’s the soup, Amy! You don’t seem to be "𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒑” though. 😍

doc brown from back to the future is looking up at the sky Alt: doc brown from back to the future is looking up at the sky. He says, “We traveled into the future! GREAT SCOTT!”

“𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒖𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆” As in you’ve already ordered the combo?

a cartoon of tinkerbell sitting on a box with a caption that says when it 's saturday and you have to work Alt: a cartoon of tinkerbell sitting on a box with a caption that says when it 's saturday and you have to work

…and Tinkerbelle wasn’t getting time and a half for Saturday either.

Model is wearing a pleated blue skirt with braces.

Maybe your skirt needs suspenders (braces). 😄

It’s a bowl cleaner, not a bowel cleaner! 🤣

I was talking to a woman at a bar, and she said air on a g-string gave her goosebumps. It was 10 minutes before I realized she was talking about the musical piece by Bach. 🎻

You make a great nymph, Amy! The flower chaplet really makes the look!

a man wearing a red shirt that says hawaii Alt: a man wearing a red shirt and wiggling his fingers

Let me at ‘em!

I have a 2010 Toyota Corolla that I have had no problems with. Toyota makes hatchbacks also...https://www.toyota.com/hatchback-cars/

That’s super fucked up! I’m really sorry to hear that, Amy!!!

Left and right hands outstretched as if to grasp something.

Age verification? My first PC was Apple ][+. I designed and wire wrapped an EEPROM board for it.

Sexy Pic! I think the girl behind you has boob envy! 😒

𝑩𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒂𝒏

Someone has to ask the question...
And you know this how? 😳

Kitt looks 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝑯𝒐𝒕!