Critter

every time i distrust my gut i regret it

imagine engaging in gender discourse today

they’re papering over some serious issue for sure

My theory is that the rate limiting is because there is some serious issue. Elon is papering over it. The fact that we can’t tweet or reply or DM shows there is some fire on the servers or something

I can’t even DM

i can’t tweet or reply on twitter what the fuck

bsky users rejoice

no babe your language model is perfect the large ones scare me

I appreciate the enthusiasm

using twitter and bluesky to AB-test my material

Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

I’m fucked up

Does anyone know where I can find a narrative that will take the responsibility off of me and instead put it on my parents, patriarchy, economic systems, society at large, trauma, anything?

Please, I’m desperate

her: can you please put your phone down hwile you're driving
him: don't worry babe I hit grandmaster in starcraft

path forward is not linear

the trick is being able to use any of the above when necessary but not being overly attached to anything

But I use google keep instead of apple notes just sayn

using this for my baptism

feed it to me

i love you all

💪

these are dangerous maths

like 1/3 a baby

they call an orgasm a little death, so if we gather than an orgasm feels like 1/8 of a death...

They say a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm

And consider: Adult poop is around 1 pound, and a newborn around 7.5 lbs

so a poop is about 1/8th of a human birth

trying to spice things up “isn’t it scary how each of us is going to die alone?”

These aren’t Tweets and I am not tweeting.

What do I tell people I do now?