beth lindly VA ✨

i was just trying to type star wars and i typed "start wars" and like. no. that is explicitly what they want you not to do. it's like i didn't even watch the movies

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

i'll hang this over their crib

"you were named for my mother and also a very silly wizard"

so we still haven't decided on a name for baby but like three weeks ago we said we'd like to incorporate my mom's middle name. which is Gail. and I was like "but we can spell it Gale. like a storm" and I literally just now today remembered gale bg3

i haven't announced it here yet – lil bean coming this september!!

do any fellow converts have tips or advice????? i just wanted a better phone!! i don't want an iphone anymore!!!!!!

okay so after having iphones my entire adult life i just got a galaxy z flip 7 and i love it but apple is making switching to android fucking IMPOSSIBLE. i've deregistered my imessage and i'm re-making groupchats but i'm missing texts and it's literally going to make me cry

no one will listen to me when i say sweeney should NEVER be young or hot

i'm sure everyone was mad about this in 2024 but AARON TVEIT AS SWEENEY TODD?????????????

it's ok tom i know you would love star wars. they don't know but I Do

i fucking know that tom paris would love nirvana and the saw movies but he is stuck being obsessed with scifi from the 1920s

another thing that drives me a little insane about star trek is that the producers obv don't have the rights to anything that would have been popular from like the 70s onward so every one of their characters is obsessed with stuff from like. 1950 and before

this website is shit from a butt

i interviewed for a job at fandom about 6 years ago and every day i thank the lord above that i did not get that job

Disabled people were one of the first groups targeted by the Nazis.

They coined the term “useless eaters”.

They tested the gas chambers on us.

They knew most people wouldn’t fight to save our lives.

That’s why the President using the R slur is so dangerous.

We’re not expendable

'Tis the season once again!

Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."

When you talk about a union behaving like a mafia, this is who you're talking about

Actors fighting for other actors

When you mock the negotiation committee that fought for months, call them "unhinged" in your youtube videos

You're talking about people fighting for a better future.

Potion seller, it is Black Friday and I need your most discounted potions

this is my other child whom i love

i can’t stay mad at him

i do have one complaint and that is that one of my best pokemon is a fused slurpuff/snorlax and the name for this new breed that they came up with is in fact Slurlax

i've been playing pokemon infinite fusion lately and it is genuinely one of the best pokemon games i've ever played and it's not even official!! the sprite designs are delightful, the gameplay is so much improved upon, the battles are intense force you to be creative

i love this silly dumb incredible series so fucking much

friend: have you read anything by dazai?
me who has consumed millions of words of bsd fanfiction: i've read OF him

i love bungou stray dogs. it is one of my favorite series of all time. one of the absolute worst things about being a fan in the mid 2020s is there is a character i love in it whose name is just Sigma

a mirror selfie of me wearing a white shirt with red text that says “I out pizza’d the Hut and now the CIA is trying to assassinate me”

new shirt

but i CAN do it

my blessing and also my curse is that i think i can do anything. for example i just had the thought "i could probably become one of the best nuzlockers in the world" despite never having completed a single nuzlocke

yall patrick called me on my way to work this morning and i was worried something had happened and he was like "no but i forgot to tell you about something that happened yesterday" and i was like what and he was like "i caught poppy with a knife"