Chris

Not sure I will ever see anything as on-the-nose as the bit in THE BRIDE! where Jessie Buckley screams “ME TOO! ME TOO!”.

A baffling movie on every conceivable level, made and performed by a whole bunch of people I wish were doing literally *anything* else.

Thanks to anyone who dropped in, it was good to be back! hopefully starting Wild Wasteland New Vegas next week x

Chris, a white man with dyed blonde hair, taking a selfie in front of his computer setup.

Live on Twitch with some very chill Helldivers 2!

twitch.tv/basicallychris

(stage whisper) two hours time, lads x

The corner of a small room with magnolia walls and wooden laminate flooring. There is a wooden desk with white legs stoop over a white PC tower, next to a tall, grey, wheeled desk chair. On the desk is a large black monitor, two small speakers and a mouse and keyboard setup. On the walls above an beside the desk are three framed posters: the key set for Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023, the poster for the Halo Infinite London Major 2024, and a map of the Mojave Wasteland from Fallout: New Vegas.

New office room setup ✅

ian huntley is dead. i'll always remember how the british press attempted to incite hatred against the trans community by reporting he was transitioning, then apologised to him for incorrect reporting instead of apologising to trans people

Soham murderer Ian Huntley dies after prison attack Huntley, who was serving a life sentence for murdering two schoolgirls, had been on life support following an attack by another inmate.

You know the “what was ‘the incident’ at your school” prompt that always makes the rounds? Ours was Ian Huntley. Holly and Jessica were two years above me, and his girlfriend was my brother’s teaching assistant. Really unsure how to process this particular door closing. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

First time she’s groomed him since the move! We’re so back!

Every single promo image from this movie looks like digital renders for toy packaging.

Maybe I’m just desperate to play a populated shooter not tied to

- military-entertainment complex (CoD)
- micro-transaction fuckery (Fortnite)
- AI slurry (Arc Raiders)

I tried Marathon twice for a combined 5 hours pre-release and not gotten on with it at all, *AND YET* I’m sort of feeling a bit of fomo now it’s out???

Sorry, sorry, I know this is wet, but, after seeing the below tweet, I couldn't get this out of my head until I made it

Still think about the guy in Toys R Us who called me over by clicking his fingers, whistling and pointing to the spot in front of him.

Hoping to court Reform voters by...paying the people they despise tens of thousands of pounds???

I, the goodiest of goody two-shoes, got into detention for getting caught doing the 'wanker' sign behind a supply teacher's back.

Alastair Campbell criticises someone else about lying about striking a Middle Eastern country due to the threat of them developing WMDs

I am almost in awe at the level of shamelessness on show here. It's almost a work of art in its utter confidence that people are unable to remember the past.

Call of Duty devs realising their games about jerking off over military hardware while blowing up Unspecifiedistan are being used as propaganda:

Javier Bardem photographed exclusively by his wife, Penélope Cruz sitting on a kitchen top smiling

Javier Bardem photographed exclusively by his wife, Penélope Cruz in black and white with no top on

Javier Bardem photographed exclusively by his wife, Penélope Cruz with no top on and smiling

Javier Bardem photographed exclusively by his wife, Penélope Cruz playing with a dog

Good morning to Penélope Cruz' photos of Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz' photos of Javier Bardem only

AI could never replicate this

Am sure the devs at Nixxes will be fucking thrilled to learn about this 🙃

Every time the sun comes out, I sit in it and smile and then I think of this @morganj0nes.bsky.social tweet. It's a big leaf day.

Marathon

To echo everyone else's thoughts, I too wish Marathon was a singleplayer video game
aftermath.site/bungie-maratho...

I feel really bad for the employees who were fired and whose work will now be gone in anything except YouTube gameplay uploads.

But also god, what a sadly obvious outcome. And the executives so clearly hinging everything on this being an Apex level surprise drop hit are part of the blame here

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

Rose Byrne we *will* get you that Oscar!!!

the bloke turning round to show it plastered to his neck like a clingfilm dog collar has taken me out, lads.

This is just to say

I am trapped
In Dubai
While my
Labradoodles
Are sick

Forgive me
My Mounjaro pen
Is in the ice box
So crisp
And so cold

All I need in this world is Star Wars Squadrons but for BSG