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Who could have guessed the board of peace would backfire horribly on everyone daft enough to join it??

06.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for Volcane (1997)

Poster for Volcane (1997)

I was in the mood for a disaster film, so watched this for the first time.

Started out well. The build-up to the disaster was really convincing.

Tommy Lee Jones, a star. Anna Heche, the screen presence of those β€˜30s Hollywood actresses.

Kinda becomes too melodramatic towards the end, however.

06.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The way Ukraine is going to be a superpower by 2046…

06.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Better than anything Abbott and Costello ever did

06.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

*A pro-Trump ayatollah.

Everything is always about the grift.

06.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œInvade Iran and a great empire will fall!”

β€œCool, thanks, oraclio!”

06.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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So you want to be chief of staff? I. Enjoy your boss' confidence

ICYMI: How - with very little experience - I had to somehow negotiate a solution to a weird political crisis…

open.substack.com/pub/threehos...

04.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump has a dangerous new red line for his attack dogs Anything goes, the law and Constitution be damned. Just don’t make the US President look bad on television

"There is an old saying in politics: if you want loyalty, get a dog. The trouble for Kristi Noem is that she infamously shot hers as a 14-month-old puppy after failing to train it properly. So, freshly fired by Donald Trump, she has absolutely nowhere left to turn."

inews.co.uk/opinion/trum...

06.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Re: Trump saying he’ll pick Iran’s next leader

06.03.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Robert Goulet as Quentin Hapsburg in Naked Gun 2 and 1/2

Robert Goulet as Quentin Hapsburg in Naked Gun 2 and 1/2

Quentin Hapsburg would’ve been in the Epstein Files

05.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Separate but related: I once stopped reading a Colin Thubron book because he used the phrase β€œBiblical nemesis” to describe the destruction of a medieval Islamic city on the Silk Road.

I just thought, you’ve mangled together concepts from totally different cultures and not thought about the words.

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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People expend so much energy arguing over β€œMaduro: Good / Bad?” β€œKhamenei: Good / Bad?” Trump is right for attacking Iran, wrong for doing it, etc.

Yet Trump doesn’t give a shit about any of this. Everything always comes down to: 1) Does it make him money? 2) Does it make him the star of the show?

05.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does this picture of the Finnish defence minister look like Vera just interrupted a make-or-break business meeting to tell him his wife is dead (who he murdered)?

05.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What makes it worse is, two days later, saying that he’s hoping to talk to someone in the regime to cut a deal.

05.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 3832 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 33

I love the idea that Noem shows up to Doral, Florida on Saturday - and no one is there

05.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Good news! You’re going to be Special Envoy for the *spins dial* Trebuchet of *throws dart at map* the Great Lakes’

05.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Your regular reminder that the UK is in fact a high trust society and anyone who implies it isn’t is either selling you a pup or has bought one.

05.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1140 πŸ” 336 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 18
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05.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3
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"Are you Markwayne Mullin?"

05.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's cool how when you don't have a strategy, anything you do is strategic!

Helping Israel destroy the military of a Chinese ally: Grand Strategy, Much Pivot, Very Clausewitz.

Helping Ukraine destroy the military of a Chinese ally: Big Distraction, Waste of Munitions, Elbridge Colby Sadness.

05.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Amazed to discover the extent to which the Trumps’ family wealth was due to gaming the New Deal.

05.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 17076 πŸ” 5955 πŸ’¬ 512 πŸ“Œ 493

I’m actually most surprised by how hard Jon Favreau et al seem to be riding for Platner

04.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The most important British character trait is whimsy.

04.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for Terminator 2

Poster for Terminator 2

Watching for the first time since I was, like, 4 or 5…

04.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for Blue Moon (2025)

Poster for Blue Moon (2025)

I want to say this is a really lovely film, but I’d say it’s more of a play.

Gorgeous, heartbreaking performance from Ethan Hawke. Feel there should be way more Oscar chatter about him. DiCaprio wishes he had that meaty a role in OBAA.

04.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Churchill and Roosevelt were famously dour and ascetic who didn’t kick back at all during world conflagration…

04.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0