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Anarchist. Pretty bitch. Entertainer. ACAB forever. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy. Splathouse.carrd.co

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Literally all I have ever asked of my country is to leave me alone, take care of the sick, the young and the elderly and what I got in return was "we can't do anything about child rape island and your parents are gonna die at their jobs."

Why should I fucking care what happens here.

06.03.2026 23:02 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

"if you don't like it here, leave >:3"

Put the money up, broke bitch. I will renounce my citizenship here so fucking fast it turns your head until your neck snaps.

If you're really about that life, band for band, make it fucking happen.
Get my ass on a boat or plane.

C'mon boy.
Do something.

06.03.2026 23:02 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Politicians crying that they're just "protecting the children" while doing the exact opposite is nothing new, but if this becomes law it could effectively end the careers of some of you favorite queer creators (including mine!)

06.03.2026 19:20 👍 642 🔁 489 💬 3 📌 1
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Cryptid is holding up their tits and showing off their huge areolas for the camera


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can you carry these for me? they're so heavy 😖

05.03.2026 19:29 👍 114 🔁 24 💬 9 📌 0

Don't know how to flirt, don't know when I'm being flirted with, and do this exact same thing.
It works.

05.03.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Interesting. All transactions now handled through wallet, supports: PayPal, prepaid vouchers, crypto, and direct payments from banks

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05.03.2026 15:21 👍 100 🔁 40 💬 5 📌 2
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OOP, FORGOT ABOUT THIS
if anyone wants to help out, of greatly appreciate it!!! That's my CA in the second pic

05.03.2026 18:04 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I've cheated death four times.

05.03.2026 17:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna take a million pics for everyone

05.03.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hey
Are you going to ADEPTICON?
me and @pubbyhormfcat.bsky.social are!

05.03.2026 17:26 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It's all fun and games until your fat, virile nuts that hang nearly to your knees start sticking to your thighs because the temperature rose slightly

05.03.2026 04:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Sigh...

05.03.2026 03:33 👍 3 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Very tired need large woman to put her entire body weight on me

05.03.2026 01:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Got a 20 year old truck that I can still order parts for, I know the feeling lol!

04.03.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely nothing makes my whole ass itch like tech bro cycles constantly ruining accessibility for low-income people.

04.03.2026 21:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And like the worst part is on the consumer end, you used to be able to get a sub $200 pre-owned/refurb all fucking day. You could get comps/laptops out of the garbage and reasonably fix them.

Those days are gone.

What are folks supposed to do for work/school?

04.03.2026 21:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

>be me
>Time to upgrade a few years ago
>My incredible fans paid for me to get an absolutely bangin' pre-owned, seriously the nicest system I have ever owned

That was during the lull of the Bitcoin boom. Now with this AI shit, I'll absolutely be riding this for 8 years at least.

04.03.2026 21:13 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Me: it would be super cool is hardware was affordable, so I could export my videos in higher fidelity and in less time

Sam Altman, snorting cocaine off Musk's fucked up botched dick extension:

We gotta make CP

04.03.2026 17:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Casual Reminder:
Dirty Little Secrets is our request series (one of them) on fansly! I don't charge for messaging and protect the anonymity of my requesters! So please, feel free to DM me!

04.03.2026 16:24 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 16:24 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Gming

04.03.2026 13:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Including or not including CIA viole-*I am taken out by a sniper on a grassy knoll*

03.03.2026 22:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A long list of stories featuring trans women and femmes on Itchio.

A long list of stories featuring trans women and femmes on Itchio.

The "Trans Women in Sexy Situations" collection just reached over 400 entries today!

Don't try to let folks tell you people aren't writing Trans women! The stories are out there, but it's up to US to give them love!

Consider this your starting point for #transreadathon!
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03.03.2026 02:36 👍 178 🔁 99 💬 4 📌 1

FYI, Dirty Little Secrets is still ongoing. Message me on fansly with an idea! I need some material to work with!

03.03.2026 18:06 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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ALIENS KIDNAPPED ME AND SUCKED MY DICK
WHAT'S NEXT?
MOTH MAN THROWING ASS?!

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03.03.2026 18:04 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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WE GIVING DICK TO BOYS
FEMBOY
FUTA
FUCK
HOUSE

PT 2 IS LIVE

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02.03.2026 17:45 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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well this one is definitely going to piss some people off

IT CAME FROM TUBI: BY THE MARGINS

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02.03.2026 18:43 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
ULTRAKILL: TFW FRAUD IS REAL
ULTRAKILL: TFW FRAUD IS REAL YouTube video by Jack L

ULTRAKILL: FRAUD IS /REAL/ PT 1

youtu.be/ZlKHmQINveE

02.03.2026 22:16 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Look when I was on my own for the first time I ate a shit ton of sandwiches until I realized I could make all kinds of shit if I just got off my ass and did it, you can just cook food it's okay

02.03.2026 23:25 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
ULTRAKILL: TFW FRAUD IS REAL
ULTRAKILL: TFW FRAUD IS REAL YouTube video by Jack L

ULTRAKILL: FRAUD IS /REAL/ PT 1

youtu.be/ZlKHmQINveE

02.03.2026 22:16 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0