Jim Rudloff

@aportzline.bsky.social - Noticed in today’s Gathering you have the next SCF game as Monday. It’s Tuesday.

Scanlon: The Gulf of Mexico was so named over 500 years ago. If we want to update that name to reflect our current culture, maybe we should call it the Sea of Emoluments—you know, the place where we can board the Ship of Fools and navigate from a State of Ignorance to the Confederacy of Dunces…

It’s not normal behavior, period.

Chutzpah is lying to dodge the draft and then asking the Army to celebrate your damn birthday.

OVI-time winner!

While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.

He doesn’t know if a baseball is inflated or stuffed.

Yeah, but what's the price of eggs today?
Seriously, people should be deeply concerned, followed by furious. And the rest of us need to understand that "playing fair" is not going to work. They are not, and won't. Logic and reason will not work with this regime.

He’s the fertilization president because that’s all the pours out of him - fertilizer. 💩

You guys just keep grinding.
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In honor of Obamacare's 15th Birthday I'm gonna call Medicare LBJ-Care, Social Security FDR-Care, and defunding all 3 of them Trump-Care

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If she starts railing on M*A*S*H, I'm gonna get big mad.

Been saying this. The relative ease at which they were discussing things tells me that. The previous discussions should be subpoenaed asap.

Thanks go out this morning to the Blues, Kings, and Avalanche. #CBJ

Didn't Lutnick say the real fraudsters are the ones who complain the most about it? Which, of course, would include him?

I was a newspaperman for a long time. Early on, I was moved to a neighboring sister paper as its managing editor. Then I found out they wanted me to put the screws to some reporters so that they would quit. Not help them be better. I refused to do it. I left the business.

Uh, that's not his rear.

I never said Hughes should be out of it. I do think his number of missed games hurts him. But Z has missed no time and his ice time average is very high. But there are indeed 3 outstanding D-men, all worthy. I’m just, as I’ve said, biased.

I'm biased. I admit it. But what Z has had to shoulder this season as the de facto C with Jenner out so long -- on top of all the other narratives -- should weigh heavily in his favor. He's been incredible as a steady hand with this CBJ team.

U.S. "Commanders-in-Chief" don't lose "wars," right?

His ignorance is, in his terms, "like we've never seen before." It is only surpassed by his idiocy. I'd bet he'd be shocked to find out Greenland isn't actually, you know, green.

Let's never forget that this effing idiot has control of the nuclear codes.

“Illegal immigrant” was their first success.

Now comes
“Illegal boycott”
“Illegal protest”
“Illegal votes”
“Illegal posts”

Until the “illegal” is you. #3E

Ohio's two senators -- Husted and Morein -- are GOP lapdogs. Ain't no talking sense into those two schmucks.

Co-sign!

I suspect he’ll slap a few tariffs on the U.S., too, just to show everyone who’s boss.

Not until he figures out how long the extension cord has to be to drive an electric vehicle. 🤔😉

Good thing he can’t drive it, or he might hurt himself.